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CRACKING NIGHT HERE NOO RAINS BEEN OFF A WEE WHILE NOW AND THE BANGERS ARE GOING LIKE MAD HEY DOUGIE MIND AND MAKE SURE MICHELLE DISNAE COME NEAR YE WITH A NAKED FLAME TONIGHT YA ROCKET

TOOK THE DUG WI ME WHEN I DROPPED THE BOY OFF IN CASE SHE WAS FEIRT OF THE FIREWORKS BUT JUST AS I THOUGHT THE BAM IS FEIRT OF NOTHING BUT A ROLLED UP PAPER

AYE A NOTICED THAT ON THE PHONE EARLIER YA TRUMPET YE

NAE OTHER BAM IN THER HOOSE TAE MAKE ONYHIN IS THERE YA DAFTY

IF YE HAD OF BEEN UP TO SPEED ON IT CEM YE WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT SHE WASNAE TALKING TO ME SO SHE GETS F ALL AND I GET PEACE ALL NIGHT AS SHE IS JUST ABOOT TO GO OOT

HAD TOAST AND BEANS EARLIER THIS AFTERNOON SO I'LL JUST WAIT TILL LATER AND HAVE SOMETHING

*expletive removed* ALL

JUST NIPPED INTAE THE SHOP ON THE WAY UP FAE DROOPING THE WEE MAN AFF DOON THE TOON AND GOT MASEL A LTR OF VODDY TAE

MARE THAN LIKELY I'LL NO BE LEAVING THEM IN THAT LONG

I WAS MEANT TO BE GOING TO THE WIFES COUSINS PARTY TONIGHT BUT SHE ISNAE TALKING TO ME SO I TOLD HER WHERE TO SHOVE HER PARTY SO I JUST STUCK A CASE OF MILLER IN THE FREEZER THERE AND I'LL GET TORE INTAE THEM AFTER I DROP THE WEE MAN OFF AT THE PICTURES

WHO DIDNAE PAY FIR YIR DOOS MUCKER WHERE'S MA BLOODY GUN AND WE'LL SORT THEM OOT

THAT'S A PITY BECAUSE IF I DO GO THAT'S WHERE I WILL BE KIPPING AGAIN AND I ENJOYED THE BANTER LAST YEAR WITH THE GUYS

WHY ARE YOUZ NOT GOING BACK TOT THE SAME PLACE AS LAST YEAR

I GOT A PHONE CALL THIS MORNING TO SAY THAT OLD WULLIE REID ( OF REID BROS OF HAMILTON ) HAD PASSED AWAY IN HAIRMYRES HOSPITAL AGED 98.OLD WULLIE WAS 1 OF THE MOST GENUINE MEN YOU COULD EVER WISH TO MEET AND COULD TELL YOU EVERYTHING ABOUT JOCK MARSHALL'S RENNES WIN IN THE 50'S HE WILL BE SADLY MISSED BY ALL WHO KNEW HIM.HE RETIRED FROM THE SPORT IN 2005 BUT ALWAYS ASKED ABOUT THE DOOS EVERY TIME I MET HIM REST IN PEACE WULLIE

CONTIROLL LABELLER OPERATOR ( AMONGST A HOST OF OTHER JOBS IN THE PLACE )WITH COCA COLA ENTERPRISES

WHAT ABOUT CHILE

HAVE YOU BEEN BANNED OFF OF HERE ASWELL

NOT GOT ANY REALLY OLD DOOS LEFT IN MY LOFT THEY ARE ALL AWAY TO PIGEON HEAVEN THE OLDEST RACER I HAVE LEFT IN MY LOFT IS AN 2003 MEALY HEN WHO CAME AT 8'45am THE NEXT MORNING FROM CLERMONT THIS YEAR BUT SHE'LL BE BACK ON THE ROAD NEXT YEAR AGAIN AND IF SHE IS STILL THERE I THINK WE'LL HAVE A CRACK AT THE LONGEST RACE WITH HER

A THINK IT'S A FIVER TAE GET IN EACH DAY GEO

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I'D HAVE BEEN THERE IF IT WAS ADVERTISED??????????????????????????

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ALREADY GOT THE TRAIN TICKETS BOOKED

THANKS A LOT FOR ALL YOUR HELP WE ARE JUST ABOUT THERE AS I KNOW JIMMY ALREADY HAS A FEW PIGEONS FOR THE SALE I HAVE JUST TO HEAR BACK FROM A COUPLE OF PEOPLE AND THAT SHOULD BE US THANKS AGAIN ALAN