Voted Scotlands Best

[Roland]

Voted Best Scottish Short Joke

 

A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian,

 

'Excuse me Miss, dey ye hae ony books on suicide?'

 

To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says,

 

'Buggeroff, ye'll no bring it back!'

 

 

A couple from a Scottish circus go to an adoption agency, to inquire about adopting

a child.

The interviewing social workers are a bit doubtful about their accommodation.

The couple produce photos of their 15 metre long caravan, the back half of

which is a beautifully equipped nursery.

The social workers then are doubtful about the standard of education that

would be provided.

"We'll employ an Oxford don who'll teach the child all the subjects along

with Mandarin and ICT skills", the couple advise.

"Our full time nanny is an expert in paediatric welfare and diet", they

replied.

So the social workers are finally satisfied, and ask what age of child

they were looking for.

 

 

 

"It doesn't really matter", they said, "so long as he is a good fit in the cannon".

[paddymac]

:emoticon-0136-giggle:

[greenbar]

10/10

[Kyleakin Lofts]

:D

 

Liked the first one the best, Glasgow humour at its best.

[buster151]

:emoticon-0140-rofl:

[William Reid]

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