Joke

[sammy]

A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his hand out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young woman looking down.

"Is this yours?" he asked.

She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" and the man agreed.

On arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink. As she was very attractive he agreed. Shortly afterwards she said, "I'm about to have dinner. There's plenty, would you like to join me?"

He readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal. As the evening was drawing to a close the lady said, "I've had a marvelous evening. Would you like to stay the night?"

The man hesitated then said, "Do you act like this with every man you meet?"

"No," she replied, "only those who catch my eye."

[THE FIFER]

[sapper756]

[andy Burgess]

, ho,ho,ho good one Sammy.

[greenlands]

Good one Sammy,bet she's got a jar full. :emoticon-0138-thinking:(eyes)

[sammy]

This example shows the importance of accuracy in your tax return.

The HMRC ( Her Majesty's Revenue and Cusstoms ) has returned the Tax Return

to a man in Stansted after he apparently one of the questions incorrectly.

In response to the question : " Do you have anyone dependant on you? " he wrote.

" 2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 4.4 million unemployable

Jeremy Kyle scroungers, 900,000 criminals in over 85 prisons plus 650 idiots in

Pariament and the whole of the European Commission."

The HMRC stated that the response he gave was unacceptable.

The man's response back to HMRC was : " Who did I miss out ? "