To Win A Inland National In Coatbridge Only In A Disater Race

[Guest bigda]

here is a mock up race to find out why it cant be done on a one day race bar a disaster

the race is from TORQUAY FIRST OF ALL DRAW a KITE THEN AT THE TOP OF THE KITE PLACE DUNDEE DRAW A LINE FROM DUNDEE TO THE BOTTOM TORQUAY A DISTANCE OF 415 MILE

THEN AT THE WEST SIDE OF THE KITE PLACE COATBRIDGE A DISTANCE FROM TORQUAY

IS 374 MILE THEN AT THE OTHER SIDE EAST MARK AS EYE MOUTH A DISTANCE FROM THERE IS 378 MILE TO TORQUAY THEN DRAW A LINE FROM EYEMOUTH TO COATBRIDGE

DISTANCE IN BETWEEN IS 74 MILE THEN MARK FROM COATBRIDGE TO DUNDEE 55 MILE

THEN FROM EYEMOUTH TO DUNDEE 53 MILE TO MAKE THE SUM IF THE DUNDEE BIRD

GOES OF COURSE AND GOES VIA COATBRIDGE IT THEN FLYS 429 MILE BUT SHOULD THE COATBRIDGE DOO FLY OVER TO EYEMOUTH IT THEN HAS TO FLY 452 MILE TO GET HOME THEN GIVE THE DUNDEE BIRD ANOTHER 55 MILES OVER FLY MAKING IT GIVING THE OVERALL

DISTANCE OF 78 MILE TO THE DUNDEE BIRD THE DUNDEE BIRD WILL ONLY EVER FLY 11 MILES OUT OF LINE OF FLIGHT FROM ANY SIDE OF THE COUNTRY.

Edited June 8, 2014 by bigda

[grdkeith]

YAWN YAWN !!

[frank-123]

You've got to laugh that's your best yet Danny.....I pity your wife having to listen to you. Mental cruelty!

[tiger]

You've got to laugh that's your best yet Danny.....I pity your wife having to listen to you. Mental cruelty!

 

 

lol lol

[JADE]

I thought you couldnae fly a kite. If a Coatbridge doo flew from Torquay via Eyemouth I think I would be questioning its intellegence

[REDROCKET]

You've got to laugh that's your best yet Danny.....I pity your wife having to listen to you. Mental cruelty!

It's ok for her she only has to listen to the clicking on the key board lol

[Guest bigda]

I thought you couldnae fly a kite. If a Coatbridge doo flew from Torquay via Eyemouth I think I would be questioning its intellegence

 

JUST AS I THOUGHT A NUMPTY FROM THE EAST, THAT ONLY NEED DOOS WITH THE ONE EYE

THE GUYS FROM THE WEST WILL WISE UP ONE DAY ALSO, AND GUT OUT THE GRAVY TRAIN WEST WIND, BIG HILLS WILL PUT THEM UP THE EAST COAST MOST TIMES YOU WOULDNT BE AT THE RACES IF THERE WAS A LIB FROM THE WEST OUT AT SEA

[Guest bigda]

I thought you couldnae fly a kite. If a Coatbridge doo flew from Torquay via Eyemouth I think I would be questioning its intellegence

 

YOU CANT EVEN SEE THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THE RACE THE DUNDEE DOO only looses out 16 mile odd no mater what way it comes you got that

Edited June 8, 2014 by bigda

[JADE]

YOU CANT EVEN SEE THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THE RACE THE DUNDEE DOO only looses out 16 mile odd no mater what way it comes you got that

 

I don't see the significance of anything you say. I only reply to wind you up and you fall for it every time. How did you get on today?

[Guest bigda]

I don't see the significance of anything you say. I only reply to wind you up and you fall for it every time. How did you get on today?

 

did not send any, but got 2 back from the week before from warwick no tail and the other with pellets in it shotgun

[blaz]

yes danny it is harder for fanciers in the west at nationals.mostly down to the west wind. looking at your post i am now looking to buy any race birds from dundee.as you say dundee bird only flys 11 mile off line of flight.also birds fly over hills so should not stop them and if it is bad good birds find way through.any fancier worth their salt knows it is harder to get a good out a national in the west and even harder north west.as for the dundee doo,s that don,t make it home not to worry their only 11 mile of their line of flight

[blaz]