Sex After Death.

greenlands · July 15, 2013

SEX AFTER DEATH

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death . Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all .

After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact:

"Marion . . . Marion "

"Is that you, Bob?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed . "

"That's wonderful! What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex . I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course .

have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times .

Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens) . Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon . After supper, it's back to golf course again .

Then it's more sex until late at night . I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"

"Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?"

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