DOVEScot Posted October 5, 2008 Report Posted October 5, 2008 Why do men die first? This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know. It requires a bit of explanation!! If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race .. You're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework ... You're a pansy. If you work too hard ... There's never any time for her. If you don't work enough ... You're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay ... This is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay ... You should get off your lazy behind and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her ... That is favouritism. If she gets a job ahead of you ... Its equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks ... Its sexual harassment. If you keep quiet ... Its male indifference. If you cry ... You're a wimp. If you don't ... You're an insensitive b*****d. If you make a decision without consulting her ... You're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you ... she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy ... That's domination. If SHE asks you ... It's a favour. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear ... You're a pervert. If you don't ... You're gay. If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape ... You're sexist. If you don't ... You're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape ... You're vain. If you don't ... You're a slob. If you buy her flowers ... You're after something. If you don't ... You're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements ... You're full of yourself. If you don't ... You're not ambitious. If she has a headache ... She's tired. If you have a headache ... You don't love her anymore. If you want it too often ... You're oversexed. If you don't ... There must be someone else. Why do men die first ? Because they want to.
alex wight Posted October 5, 2008 Report Posted October 5, 2008 brilliant m8 absolutley brilliant lol.
ChrisMaidment08 Posted October 5, 2008 Report Posted October 5, 2008 yes and you forgot one we are always pumping life into them
Guest cloudview Posted October 5, 2008 Report Posted October 5, 2008 yes and you forgot one we are always pumping life into them yes chris when the pump wants to work
ChrisMaidment08 Posted October 5, 2008 Report Posted October 5, 2008 whos upstairs tipp ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
tippler1 Posted October 5, 2008 Report Posted October 5, 2008 think su is is she on here pestering you all again lol
ChrisMaidment08 Posted October 5, 2008 Report Posted October 5, 2008 no but she may slap you around year when she reads youer post ;D ;D ;D
Roland Posted October 5, 2008 Report Posted October 5, 2008 Brill. Going copy to leave it on the table for the dragon when I leave for the pub... Be home nisssed as a pewt and won't fouble a truck lol. amaking sure I'm up and out before she wakes lol.
chickadee Posted October 5, 2008 Report Posted October 5, 2008 "Why do men die first"? Because they write stupid things like this. ;D ;D ;D
DOVEScot Posted October 5, 2008 Author Report Posted October 5, 2008 "Why do men die first"? Because they write stupid things like this. ;D ;D ;D :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
heather down Posted October 5, 2008 Report Posted October 5, 2008 i agree with chickadee, its quite funny, but not all men get to choose sadly in my late husbands case but i did enjoy reading it
PigeonTracker Posted October 5, 2008 Report Posted October 5, 2008 Last read before some Zzzzzzzzz, gave me a good giggle, nice post. ;D
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