DOVEScot Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 • A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning ... Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table, and he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?' he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?!?' he roars. Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, 'For God's sake, how many times do we have to go through this with you idiots? It was Mummy Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house. It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee. It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away. It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper and croissants. It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table. It was Mummy Bear who put the bloody cats out, cleaned the litter boxes, gave the cats their food, and refilled their water. And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear- asses downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully, because I'm going to say this once. I HAVEN'T MADE THE F*****G PORRIDGE YET !!!!
Roland Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 oh yes, that is my sense of humour...
chickadee Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 ha ha ha ha that reminds me of Dovescot residence, It was chickadee who got up in the morning and went out into the cold morning air, it was chickadee who scraped out and fed the birds, it was chickadee who fed and watered all the guinea pigs, it was chickadee who let the hens out and fed n watered them, it was chickadee who seen to the rabbits then came back in and it was chickadee who also made the breakfast then woke up Dovescot. :'( ;D ;D
maverick Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 ha ha ha ha that reminds me of Dovescot residence, It was chickadee who got up in the morning and went out into the cold morning air, it was chickadee who scraped out and fed the birds, it was chickadee who fed and watered all the guinea pigs, it was chickadee who let the hens out and fed n watered them, it was chickadee who seen to the rabbits then came back in and it was chickadee who also made the breakfast then woke up Dovescot. :'( ;D ;D What you complaining about thats what women are for
chickadee Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 What you complaining about thats what women are for You've had your pies. :X :X :X
maverick Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 You've had your pies. :X :X :X Jusy you get doves supper made
Guest Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 ha ha ha ha that reminds me of Dovescot residence, It was chickadee who got up in the morning and went out into the cold morning air, it was chickadee who scraped out and fed the birds, it was chickadee who fed and watered all the guinea pigs, it was chickadee who let the hens out and fed n watered them, it was chickadee who seen to the rabbits then came back in and it was chickadee who also made the breakfast then woke up Dovescot. :'( ;D ;D :Pmummy bear required for recently seperated daddy bear . last one wouldnt do a bloody stroke .i done it all , must be pretty ,apply by P.M. only , yours in anticipation . andy
chickadee Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 Jusy you get doves supper made He's ate all the pies ;D ;D ;D ;D
DOVEScot Posted November 27, 2008 Author Report Posted November 27, 2008 ha ha ha ha that reminds me of Dovescot residence, It was chickadee who got up in the morning and went out into the cold morning air, it was chickadee who scraped out and fed the birds, it was chickadee who fed and watered all the guinea pigs, it was chickadee who let the hens out and fed n watered them, it was chickadee who seen to the rabbits then came back in and it was chickadee who also made the breakfast then woke up Dovescot. :'( ;D ;D Aye too early as well I was locked in a pie factory when you shouted toasts ready :'( :'( :'(
DOVEScot Posted November 27, 2008 Author Report Posted November 27, 2008 :Pmummy bear required for recently seperated daddy bear . last one wouldnt do a bloody stroke .i done it all , must be pretty ,apply by P.M. only , yours in anticipation . andy Is it no mummy sheep required for daddy sheep ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Glad to see ewe baaaaaaack on
Guest Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 Aye too early as well I was locked in a pie factory when you shouted toasts ready :'( :'( :'( Pies Dunc???? Is there summat wrang wi tha haggis? ;D
frank-123 Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 oh had haggis the night for my dinner simon howies out of sainsburys but it for sunday i will need to get another now first class it was tatties and neeps as well
chickadee Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 oh had haggis the night for my dinner simon howies out of sainsburys but it for sunday i will need to get another now first class it was tatties and neeps as well mmmmmmmm!! I got chicken fillets at the supermarket the night and it was stuffed with haggis. ;D ;D
DOVEScot Posted November 27, 2008 Author Report Posted November 27, 2008 Pies Dunc???? Is there summat wrang wi tha haggis? ;D Naw haggis pies ye cannae beat them They were just out the oven, dripping in fat and the smell wafting up ma nose.......Toast is ready :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
DOVEScot Posted November 27, 2008 Author Report Posted November 27, 2008 oh had haggis the night for my dinner simon howies out of sainsburys but it for sunday i will need to get another now first class it was tatties and neeps as well How did you get in Sainsbury's with a puss like that
chickadee Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 Naw haggis pies ye cannae beat them They were just out the oven, dripping in fat and the smell wafting up ma nose.......Toast is ready :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( LOL. awe sorry to dissapoint you honey, ye'll get chicken stuffed wi haggis the morn fer brekky...... ;D (in yer dreams) ;D ;D
superstar Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 ;D ;D ;D ;D You'd better hide that list of chores if you're trying to entice a new mummy bear in. ;D ;D ;D Treat um mean, keep um keen! Might be some truth in that. Just as NWNovice I used to do everything and where did it get me?
Guest Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 Is it no mummy sheep required for daddy sheep ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Glad to see ewe baaaaaaack on :)amorous andy is desperate dunc, dunna mind what ,as long as shes pretty :) andy
frank-123 Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 How did you get in Sainsbury's with a puss like that they let all sorts in wee bald guys in there as well
Guest Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 Treat um mean, keep um keen! Might be some truth in that. Just as NWNovice I used to do everything and where did it get me? :)thers 2 of us learning a lesson here :) andy
DOVEScot Posted November 28, 2008 Author Report Posted November 28, 2008 :)thers 2 of us learning a lesson here :) andy That is the best attitude keep them in line, aint that right darling :K) :K) :K) :K) :K)
Guest Posted November 28, 2008 Report Posted November 28, 2008 That is the best attitude keep them in line, aint that right darling :K) :K) :K) :K) :K) :) :)shes in the bedroom right now Dunc , cutting the legs off youre best suit :) andy
ChrisMaidment08 Posted November 28, 2008 Report Posted November 28, 2008 keep it up dove she will be with nme sooner or later for nice life in big house with home help swimming pool and merc to drive to gym never work again
DOVEScot Posted November 28, 2008 Author Report Posted November 28, 2008 :) :)shes in the bedroom right now Dunc , cutting the legs off youre best suit :) andy Na, ma best suit has got no legs just a pleat down the back
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