Benefits

[Roland]

UK

 

If the British Government sent each and every one of us a £600 Rebate - as was done in the U.S of A. once via Reagan, and (incidentally worked very well and got the money moving around).

If we spend it at Tesco’s and Co., the money will benefit China.

If we spend it on Petrol, the money will benefit Arabs.

If we purchase a computer it will benefit India

If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will benefit Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala

If we purchase a car, it will benefit Japan or Mexico, or Germany.

If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the British economy.

The only way to keep the money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes, weed, beer, rye whisky and tattoos since these are the only products still produced in Britain. Lol

 

Just Joshing as this is definitely not the case.

 

[Guest]

Most of my money goes to indians anyway, for curry! lol

[wayne77]

Most of my money goes to indians anyway, for curry! lol

 

Yeah Davey and I need to have one with you one day and beer or two ;D

[Guest bigda]

discrimination there mate,  your not allowed

[Guest]

 

Yeah Davey and I need to have one with you one day and beer or two ;D

;DDavey will be happy to join you , especially if youre paying  ;D ;D        andy.

 

 

[Guest Freebird]

UK

 

If the British Government sent each and every one of us a £600 Rebate - as was done in the U.S of A. once via Reagan, and (incidentally worked very well and got the money moving around).

If we spend it at Tesco’s and Co., the money will benefit China.

If we spend it on Petrol, the money will benefit Arabs.

If we purchase a computer it will benefit India

If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will benefit Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala

If we purchase a car, it will benefit Japan or Mexico, or Germany.

If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the British economy.

The only way to keep the money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes, weed, beer, rye whisky and tattoos since these are the only products still produced in Britain. Lol

 

Just Joshing as this is definitely not the case.

 

You growing the weed then(evil)

Seriously though I remember hearing on a radio program that if we stopped importing food stuff then we would run out in three months(goofy)this country used to be self sufficient. They would rather pay the farmers to set aside land than produce food, why? DOSH.

[Fair Play]

Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belguim beer then on the way home Grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish Kebab to sit on a Swedish sofa and watch USA shows on a Japanese tv yet we are suspicious of anything foreign! Oh and only in Britain can you get a pizza to your home faster than an ambulance and only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counter also supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the shop for prescriptions whilst healthy people get their fags at the front of the shop we might be British but by heck we are stupid

[Guest strapper]

i bumped into a prostitute once and she asked me could she do me a favour, as she had warm hands and the two of them were free.....so i thought for a while and i replied,... well.......you could pop round this saturday and clean the loft as the match is on and we,re playing at home against utd.

[Chairman]

Roland you forgot to mention that great BRITISH institution "HP SAUCE" made by royal appointment to Her Majesty the Queen.

I am very disappointed to announce to the nation that it is now manufactured in Denmark.

And people ask why the Great has been removed from Britain ? well its the politicians we all have to thank.

[Guest Freebird]

A farmer friend of mine tells me the oats in SCOTTS PORRIDGE OATS comes from Australia(wiseman)(wiseman)(wiseman)

[peterpau]

Yes the English do have a monopoly on the best things in life. ;D

[Roland]

Actually it Politicians are only partly to blame. Britain is for example still 3rd in overseas investments.

Tony Benn - for instance - made a law that any money ploughed back into the company for better working condition, expansion, etc. etc would be 'Tax Free' but had to be in this country and benefit OUR workers... Of course the Tory goverment re worded it and Over seas was also counted. Hence cheaper for wheat from Kenya, etc. etc.

Why we had to to close mines and steel works etc. so the Rich oversea's invest from HERE made vastly more profis... Mind untill the 60's- 70's we were the world's largest overseas investers.

Why we fought Argintina, not for so called soveriegnity, but so we could put up strategic Forts to stop any one tapping up our minerals, gold etc. ... Yes the only way to take quanties is via ships... So it is really down to greed I uppose.

Like the Polish that are going back in droves are now complainng that 'Their' jobs are being taken by the chinese imagrants.... lol

[Guest anto]

i bumped into a prostitute once and she asked me could she do me a favour, as she had warm hands and the two of them were free.....so i thought for a while and i replied,... well.......you could pop round this saturday and clean the loft as the match is on and we,re playing at home against utd.

 

i bumped into a prostitute last night she said fifthy quid i asked her 4 what she said you know 2

do the job i said ok i could do with the fifthy quid