Ok I've posted this before...

[Roland]

... But I still laugh lol

 

Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day

he comes across a Harley with a 'For Sale ' sign on it.

The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 Years old.

It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it,

and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years.

"Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub KY Jelly on the chrome. It protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of KY.

That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents.

Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in."

"When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says

anything during dinner has to do the dishes."

"No problem," he says. And in they go.

Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a Huge

stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes.

 

Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty

dishes.

 

They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As

dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation.

So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches

over and fondles her breasts.

Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her

clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in

front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is

obviously livid, And her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no

one says a word.

He looks at her mom. "She's got a great body,"

he thinks. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and

has her every which way right there on the dinner table. Now his

girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence.

All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain.

Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of KY Jelly from his

pocket.

Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, "All right,

that's enough, I'll do the f**king dishes!"

 

[bewted]

brilliant roland !!! pmfsl at that one !!!

[Blue Chequer Pied]

Very funny as ever.  ;D ;D ;D

 

Paul

[ALF]

cracker.

[jonjon]

lol lol  ;D ;D ;D

[molly28]

very good