Best Excuse You Have Heard

[geordie1234]

Cmon guys what's the best you have heard from a fancier for not winning?

[Guest vice president]

try cem :P ^_^

[DJWa]

Cmon guys what's the best you have heard from a fancier for not winning?

 

a lad in my club said he didnt win coz a pellican scared his bird off the trap

think he meant an oyster catcher :emoticon-0136-giggle:

[just ask me]

try cem :P ^_^

 

 

 

:emoticon-0136-giggle:

[DJWa]

try cem :P ^_^

 

thats not nice poor cem

[Guest Geo]

ma birds where drunk

[Guest vice president]

sook :cry-blow:

[dwh]

when got the ets systems

bloke in our club put his pad on the floor b'twn open doors

and complained his birds wer'nt registering as they flew thru the open doors

:emoticon-0136-giggle: :emoticon-0136-giggle:

[Guest vice president]

trueblue said to me he never won whith that y/bird i gave him i said nawonder one look at you and it buggererd of :lol: :lol:

[mac1]

five red kites(birds of prey) above our lofts

[Rooster J. Cogburn]

A wee bit off topic but there was an ex member of Avonbrig club had a cat in the loft during the week and wasnae gonnae send.He topped the fed that weekend...

 

The legendary Tattie gave him a pair ae rings and asked him fer a pair ae kittens

[just ask me]

did hear was on the toilet a few times i think there talking s hit tbh :emoticon-0136-giggle:

[Rooster J. Cogburn]

On a personal note I lost a race in 2010 fi Otterburn because ae Colonel Sanders.

 

Had been fer a KFC the night before,being a greedy bugger I got two Zinger burgers.

 

Stomach was a bit sensitive the following morning.I didnae think the birds were dure so risked a toilet break.Came out to find 9 doos on top ae each other in the stall traps.Finished 4th that day on the same minute as the winner.

 

Theres a lesson in there somewhere I'm sure

[geordie1234]

Aye don't go tae kfc the night before a race hahha

[Rooster J. Cogburn]

Aye don't go tae kfc the night before a race hahha

 

You live by the sword,you die by the sword

[geordie1234]

haha

[Guest Tooshy Boy]

CANNY GET THE MATCHES TAE LIGHT

[geordie1234]

CANNY GET THE MATCHES TAE LIGHT

[shugf2003]

Me out with the dog when i was 9/10 pigeons flying about the loft 6/7 dad canny find the thimbles brother chasing efter you shouting your gony get your *expletive removed* kicked thimbles in loft in same tin where they were always left lol

[geordie1234]

Me out with the dog when i was 9/10 pigeons flying about the loft 6/7 dad canny find the thimbles brother chasing efter you shouting your gony get your *expletive removed* kicked thimbles in loft in same tin where they were always left lol

that reminds me were the fuk is my thimbles lol