sapper756 Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s320x320/407312_151916704926974_100003259356473_207459_689064606_n.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clockman Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 you dont half put on crap,looks like mckay in drag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sapper756 Posted February 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s320x320/426897_365602796791602_288689104482972_1354500_1973990822_n.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian McKay Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 Brilliant even though some don't like it no sense of humor :emoticon-0179-headbang: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pompey Mick Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while ... then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asks ... "What does that mean?" He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot. She smiled happily and said ... "Oh, that's so lovely ... What about I, J, K?" He said, "I'm Just Kidding!" The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ian McKay Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 Keep em coming :emoticon-0136-giggle: :emoticon-0136-giggle: :emoticon-0167-beer: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sapper756 Posted February 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/405482_236152536474140_100002381857856_473994_2022164096_n.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian McKay Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 Try again Sapper that's no good for a pensioner :emoticon-0179-headbang: Spec savers springs to mind :emoticon-0136-giggle: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buster151 Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 love em :emoticon-0137-clapping: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pompey Mick Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. One evening, the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices, shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women, skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!' The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.' Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator...' Some old men can still think fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rembrant2coo Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 you dont half put on some crap CLOCKYS LOST HIS SCENT DETECTOR , BUT HE,LL BE FINE AFTER THE NIGHT UP THE ARABS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clockman Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 CLOCKYS LOST HIS SCENT DETECTOR , BUT HE,LL BE FINE AFTER THE NIGHT UP THE ARABSyou lost yir marbles some dont like the truth and delete posts after 9 mints (bid) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sapper756 Posted February 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/426576_10150697063194187_557044186_11158110_222756299_n.jpghttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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buster151 Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 :emoticon-0137-clapping: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sapper756 Posted February 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 Turpentine v Holly water A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine... He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Vicar came along and asked the little boy what he had..The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.' The Vicar said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.' The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's ar$e, he'll pass a Harley Davidson. 'http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buster151 Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 :emoticon-0137-clapping: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian McKay Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 Keep em coming put some more up brilliant come on guys join in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sapper756 Posted February 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 I've applied for the England manager's job.I know I won't get it, but it keeps the dole people off my back for another couple of weeks.My mate made the mistake of applying for the Wolves job.He's got to go for an interview on Monday.http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0138-thinking.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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OLDYELLOW Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 My wife was in the kitchen this morning cooking breakfast, when I suddenly heard a loud thud. Running in, I found her dead on the floor! In a blind frenzy, I had completely no idea what to do........Then I remembered Wetherspoons do an all-day breakfast for £3.99. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLDYELLOW Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 Man goes to the doctor and tells him that he's got a piece of lettuce protruding from his backside, the doctor takes a look and says - It's just the tip of the iceberg. A man goes into Boots and says: “Have you got Viagra?†“Do you have a prescription?†asks the chemist. “No,†he replies, “But I’ve got a photograph of the wife...†Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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