Guyzers

[cemetary]

Just had 2 lads at the door looking for money for there Friday night drink, they must be at least 10, the 2 of them looked the spitting of Alf and DJW, so the lads got 2 quid and sent on there way, happy as larry they were, well be back nexy year MR, i said no problem wee Alf and Davey.  ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest]

Just had 2 lads at the door looking for money for there Friday night drink, they must be at least 10, the 2 of them looked the spitting of Alf and DJW, so the lads got 2 quid and sent on there way, happy as larry they were, well be back nexy year MR, i said no problem wee Alf and Davey.  ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

must of been a right good upstanding pair o lads ;) ;)

as for the £2 i think you must of taken it off them :P :P :P

[cemetary]

 

must of been a right good upstanding pair o lads ;) ;)

as for the £2 i think you must of taken it off them :P :P :P

 

It wiz 2 foreign coins a gave yi ya Dafty,  ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest]

Just had 2 lads at the door looking for money for there Friday night drink, they must be at least 10, the 2 of them looked the spitting of Alf and DJW, so the lads got 2 quid and sent on there way, happy as larry they were, well be back nexy year MR, i said no problem wee Alf and Davey.  ;D ;D ;D ;D

you gave money away at the door??? think youve had one can too many already?                andy.

 

[Guest]

 

It wiz 2 foreign coins a gave yi ya Dafty,  ;D ;D ;D ;D

wut ? english money??               andy.

 

 

[cemetary]

A wiz going to take a picture of them, but they would have broke the camera, or they were too fat to fit into the picture, so a didny bother,  ;D ;D ;D ;D

[BLACK W F]

alf and davy will get a couple cans at tesco s  good on  you dougie taken pity on them   lol

[ALF]

Widnae get many cans wi the monopoly money he hands oot :X :X :X

[cemetary]

alf and davy will get a couple cans at tesco s  good on  you dougie taken pity on them   lol

 

Ave got a bit of a saft hert for Daftys like them 2 Alan, wiz going to let them into the hoose, but the wife said no more daftys allowed in here the night,  ;D ;D ;D ;D

[ALF]

 

Ave got a bit of a saft hert for Daftys like them 2 Alan, wiz going to let them into the hoose, but the wife said no more daftys allowed in here the night,  ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

Aye 3 dafty's would be a crowd as she already has you :P :P :P

[Guest]

alf and davy will get a couple cans at tesco s  good on  you dougie taken pity on them   lol

 

looking for more than just a couple alan ;) ;) ;)but nae chance of that fae dougie ;D ;D ;D ;D

[cemetary]

 

Aye 3 dafty's would be a crowd as she already has you :P :P :P

 

DJW makes up 2 and yir self num nuts, thats shree, correct, put yer socks and shoes back on now,  ;D ;D ;D ;D

[BLACK W F]

dougie  could you not make an exception for Alf and Davy   and given them a glass     of water

[cemetary]

dougie  could you not make an exception for Alf and Davy   and given them a glass     of water

 

Aye aboot them,  ;D ;D ;D ;D

[ALF]

 

DJW makes up 2 and yir self num nuts, thats shree, correct, put yer socks and shoes back on now,  ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

Am no coming back near your place yer a nutter and ma maw always told me nut to talk to madmen :P And we'll no get drunk on what you hand oot at the door :P ;D ;D ;D ;D

[cemetary]

 

Am no coming back near your place yer a nutter and ma maw always told me nut to talk to madmen :P And we'll no get drunk on what you hand oot at the door :P ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

Yer no getting back, got a row aff the neighbours for inviting strangers to the hoose, they thought i was making the latest film, Daftys Gilore,  ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest]

dougie  could you not make an exception for Alf and Davy   and given them a glass     of water

 

hope your not trying to poison us :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

anyway he would only sell us the 1 glass with 2 straws ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest]

 

Yer no getting back, got a row aff the neighbours for inviting strangers to the hoose, they thought i was making the latest film, Daftys Gilore,  ;D ;D ;D ;D

i ken who wud have the starring role in that one .                  andy.

 

 

[ALF]

 

hope your not trying to poison us :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

anyway he would only sell us the 1 glass with 2 straws ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

Aye and he only bought 1 cone fae the tally van and told us to share it ??) ??) ??)  MISER :P :P :D :D

[cemetary]

i ken who wud have the starring role in that one .                  andy.

 

 

Eye Alf, i had to toss the coin, he won,  ;D ;D ;D ;D but Davey did say if Alf took no well, he would stand in,  ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest]

 

Aye and he only bought 1 cone fae the tally van and told us to share it ??) ??) ??)  MISER :P :P :D :D

 

deep pockets comes to mind ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[ALF]

 

Eye Alf, i had to toss the coin, he won,  ;D ;D ;D ;D but Davey did say if Alf took no well, he would stand in,  ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

Aye right toss a coin my *expletive removed* you were like the wee boy thsat never got anything shouting pick me mister pick me i'm a dafty :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[ALF]

 

deep pockets comes to mind ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

Aye and empty heid ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[cemetary]

 

Aye right toss a coin my *expletive removed* you were like the wee boy thsat never got anything shouting pick me mister pick me i'm a dafty :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

Thats why you were top of the class, Dafty  ;D ;D ;D ;D

[ALF]

 

Thats why you were top of the class, Dafty  ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

your the biggest dafty on here well then again maybe no as i could think of a few to run you close :-/ :-/ ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

And i wasnae including masel in that :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D