A Wee Joke

[yeboah]

An Irishman who wants to become a priest went to see the bishop who said you must answer 3 questions on the bible.

1st question- Who was born in a stable , He replies Red Rum.

2nd question - What do you think of Damascus, He replies -It kills 99% of all germs.

3rd Question- What happened when the disciples went to Mount Olive, He replies thats easy Popeye kicked the sh** out of them .

[andy Burgess]

An Irishman who wants to become a priest went to see the bishop who said you must answer 3 questions on the bible.

1st question- Who was born in a stable , He replies Red Rum.

2nd question - What do you think of Damascus, He replies -It kills 99% of all germs.

3rd Question- What happened when the disciples went to Mount Olive, He replies thats easy Popeye kicked the sh** out of them .

[yeboah]

Bought the wife a fur coat made out of 3,600 hampster skins and took her to Blackpool,

Couldn't get her of the big wheel for 3 Days .

[ALF]

Bought the wife a fur coat made out of 3,600 hampster skins and took her to Blackpool,

Couldn't get her of the big wheel for 3 Days .

 

TIME FOR YER BED MR :P :P

[gulkie]

An Irishman who wants to become a priest went to see the bishop who said you must answer 3 questions on the bible.

1st question- Who was born in a stable , He replies Red Rum.

2nd question - What do you think of Damascus, He replies -It kills 99% of all germs.

3rd Question- What happened when the disciples went to Mount Olive, He replies thats easy Popeye kicked the sh** out of them .

and he got the job

[just ask me]

good one :emoticon-0137-clapping: