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Alf has been missing in action so I just phoned his house to see what was up, his good lady wife whatshername answered and told me he was ill and he had stomache problems and a sore head, two problems easy sorted firstly the stomache pains - get her a cook book or better still make your own, the second part with the sore head is even easier fixed, just get rid of the cause - your good wife whatshername, hope you get well soon and if she brings you tea and toast in bed , whatever you do dont eat it, get well soon as am lost without you mate ;D ;D

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yeah get well soon alf, dont leave me to long with tam!! hes turning me weird!! lol ;)

 

JUST YOU REMEMBER BBC 2 AT 9-50 AND YOU WILL BE TURNED ON WITH ALL THOSE BADGERS ;D

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pmsl!!! hope theres a beaver or 2 aswell......... sorry wrong channel thats the adult channel tam :P :P

 

where do you get they bad channels pete ?  ;)

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Get well soon Alf!  :K) :K)

If it is your lass's cooking, you best check what you insurance is worth! Our lass is constantly teling me how much she'll get when I die. Note; I never eat mushrooms when she cooks as she would use Toadstools! Be wary mate, be very wary!! :P ;D ;D ;D!

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