Guest TAMMY_1 Posted April 25, 2007 Report Posted April 25, 2007 Alf has been missing in action so I just phoned his house to see what was up, his good lady wife whatshername answered and told me he was ill and he had stomache problems and a sore head, two problems easy sorted firstly the stomache pains - get her a cook book or better still make your own, the second part with the sore head is even easier fixed, just get rid of the cause - your good wife whatshername, hope you get well soon and if she brings you tea and toast in bed , whatever you do dont eat it, get well soon as am lost without you mate ;D ;D
pigeonpete Posted April 25, 2007 Report Posted April 25, 2007 yeah get well soon alf, dont leave me to long with tam!! hes turning me weird!! lol
Guest TAMMY_1 Posted April 25, 2007 Report Posted April 25, 2007 yeah get well soon alf, dont leave me to long with tam!! hes turning me weird!! lol JUST YOU REMEMBER BBC 2 AT 9-50 AND YOU WILL BE TURNED ON WITH ALL THOSE BADGERS ;D
pigeonpete Posted April 25, 2007 Report Posted April 25, 2007 JUST YOU REMEMBER BBC 2 AT 9-50 AND YOU WILL BE TURNED ON WITH ALL THOSE BADGERS ;D pmsl!!! hope theres a beaver or 2 aswell......... sorry wrong channel thats the adult channel tam :P
maverick Posted April 25, 2007 Report Posted April 25, 2007 na wonder you are sick having to put up with tammy all the time .lol
frank-123 Posted April 25, 2007 Report Posted April 25, 2007 who ate all the pies who ate all the pies night on the pan for big alf ;D ;D ;D ;D
Linda Posted April 25, 2007 Report Posted April 25, 2007 aye aye whats all this blaming the good lady whatshername sounds like a self inflicted one if you ask me stomache and head :-/ :-/ any one of you men know you are no good without us especially when you aint well ;D ;D ;D
paul l Posted April 25, 2007 Report Posted April 25, 2007 is that why its so quiet on here as alf not around
THE FIFER Posted April 25, 2007 Report Posted April 25, 2007 if he's went astray we can get amtrak to bring him home ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Linda Posted April 25, 2007 Report Posted April 25, 2007 nooooooooo you never know where he will be delivered to ;D ;D ;D
THE FIFER Posted April 25, 2007 Report Posted April 25, 2007 nooooooooo you never know where he will be delivered to ;D ;D ;D
Guest TAMMY_1 Posted April 26, 2007 Report Posted April 26, 2007 na wonder you are sick having to put up with tammy all the time .lol away and bile your heid ;D
Guest TAMMY_1 Posted April 26, 2007 Report Posted April 26, 2007 if he's went astray we can get amtrak to bring him home ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D aye maybe, all depends if he gets picked up or not
Guest TAMMY_1 Posted April 26, 2007 Report Posted April 26, 2007 pmsl!!! hope theres a beaver or 2 aswell......... sorry wrong channel thats the adult channel tam :P where do you get they bad channels pete ?
harky Posted April 26, 2007 Report Posted April 26, 2007 where do you get they bad channels pete ? never you mind ya auld perv leave they channels alone ;D ;D ;D
Sally McQueen Posted April 26, 2007 Report Posted April 26, 2007 yeah get well soon alf, dont leave me to long with tam!! hes turning me weird!! lol What do u mean turning....ALREADY!!!!!
Sally McQueen Posted April 26, 2007 Report Posted April 26, 2007 aye aye whats all this blaming the good lady whatshername sounds like a self inflicted one if you ask me stomache and head :-/ :-/ any one of you men know you are no good without us especially when you aint well ;D ;D ;D totally agree with u Linda
Guest TAMMY_1 Posted April 26, 2007 Report Posted April 26, 2007 totally agree with u Linda I have seen her cooking and it is she who is inflicting it on ma poor Alf ;D
Guest TAMMY_1 Posted April 26, 2007 Report Posted April 26, 2007 Hope you get well soon. :) he is a big jessie, a wee bit food poisoning and hes in bed ill ;D
Guest Posted April 26, 2007 Report Posted April 26, 2007 Get well soon Alf! :K) :K) If it is your lass's cooking, you best check what you insurance is worth! Our lass is constantly teling me how much she'll get when I die. Note; I never eat mushrooms when she cooks as she would use Toadstools! Be wary mate, be very wary!! ;D ;D ;D!
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