Whats the funniest thing?

[Guest]

We all must have some funny story/anecdote regarding something that has happened in the pigeon game either to us or to someone we know. Whats your most amusing?

[Guest]

Years ago, I cleaned out the stock loft in my parents garden. The garden overlooks an old rail track (now removed) that used to run down from the old pit. There is a 15 foot grass embankment behind the garden, that connects to the old railtrack, now all greenbelt, that connects to another 20 foot embankment overlooking a farmers field. The farmers field is situated right next to the allotments on which our racing loft stands. Anyway, it had been raining quite heavily, and I had been tipping the bags of deep litter on the embankment overlooking the farmers field. I carried the very last bag to the top of the first embankment just outside the garden gate. My foot slipped in the mud, the bag went up in the air, I went onto my backside, spun round, and went headfirst, backwards down the slope unable to stop myself. All the while watching the bag rotating in mid air, like it was in slow motion. As I came to a halt at the bottom of the bank, before I could move the entire contents of the bag emptied all over me! It was in my mouth, up my nose, down my shirt, everywhere! I jumped up coughing and spluttering, hoping no one had witnessed it. As I looked towards the allotments, I just caught a glimpse of the fancier who had the loft in front of ours falling backwards through his cabin door laughing! Needless to say, I got quite a bit stick in the club! I swear, this is a true story!

[westy]

i locked my self in the loft and no one was in to get me out

[crazy pigeon boy]

my friend was boasting that his birds trap straight through the door and was really going on about how nobody will beat him on trapping when one of his best cocks came down like a bullit and hit the door (he had forgotten to open it) the cock was ok just a little shaken i was laughing all the way to my loft

[Guest]

;D ;D the same has happened to me as Westy. 2 years ago when i first started , fitting out widowhood loft had door open but it blew shut in the wind, and the hook clasp shut it tight ! my mobile was in my jacket outside loft , tried a few methods to get out , had all tools with me inside ? but didnt want to do any damage after all the work i had done , sat it out , 1/2 hour later my wife rescued me for my tea . very embarrasing  :B :B  andy

[Guest TAMMY_1]

;D ;D the same has happened to me as Westy. 2 years ago when i first started , fitting out widowhood loft had door open but it blew shut in the wind, and the hook clasp shut it tight ! my mobile was in my jacket outside loft , tried a few methods to get out , had all tools with me inside ? but didnt want to do any damage after all the work i had done , sat it out , 1/2 hour later my wife rescued me for my tea . very embarrasing  :B :B  andy

 

It would have been your wife that shut the door and locked you in to get some peace

[Wiley]

remember about year and half ago, was mucking about in the lfot with a cup of tea in hand, i left the cup half full of tea in one of my widowhood cocks nest boxes while i was doing something else at a lower level, the birds where in the shed once i had finsihed what i was doing, put the cup to my mouth and finished the tea, on expection on the bottom of the cup was a piece of pigeons crap! Oh my god did i gagg, it wasnt funny at the time but hell a funny when i think back about it lol!

[Guest]

;D cheers Tam , u must know her ........ thats her sort of trick ?? ;D ;D andy

[Guest]

;D u poor soul ??          we can sympathise together ??              ;Dandy  ;D

[Roland]

Room on Venus I guess...

[Guest]

;Dvenus ??   ............         dont know her ????                     andy

[Guest jason]

remember about year and half ago, was mucking about in the lfot with a cup of tea in hand, i left the cup half full of tea in one of my widowhood cocks nest boxes while i was doing something else at a lower level, the birds where in the shed once i had finsihed what i was doing, put the cup to my mouth and finished the tea, on expection on the bottom of the cup was a piece of pigeons crap! Oh my god did i gagg, it wasnt funny at the time but hell a funny when i think back about it lol!

 

Good one wiley, how many times have you shook your brew cup instead of the corn tin lol. I've done that too many times to mention

 

Jason

[peterpau]

Erected my new loft to only to find the door was locked with me inside. Rang my father inlaw to rescue me

[Guest TAMMY_1]

;Dvenus ??   ............         dont know her ????                     andy

 

another planet , same as roland is from  ;D

[jimmy white]

whilst cleaning the loft b4 birds were due from race , i lifted a nest pan and got the biggest fright in my life, ;D ;D ;D a  SNAKE uncoiled itself and reared its head ;D ;D ;D well i ran out the loft , tripping over the lip at the door for keeping the deep litter in, old george 84 years old, asked me what was wrong ,2 i said go in and look" well ive never seen an 84 year old man move so quick as this ;D ;D ;D he also tripped , but kept on his feet running , nearly through the green house ;D ;D ;D a fancier there at the time took all boxes and perches out to find this snake, but i had to ask him to putall back ,as birds were due, he then asked me for ladders to look in the guttering ;D ;D ;D i told him we never had time to play SNAKES AND LADDERS ;D ;D ;D [he had birds away too] the snake was found later by builders demolishing the house next door but one, this snake was about 3 ft but by the end of the next week it had become a 14 ft cobra and the neighbours were keeping their kids inside , not even letting out their cats or dogs, ,,,, and no thre were no pink elephants about either ;D ;D ;D  this is all very true as it was in the local paper , picture and all ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D,, ill try and get someone upload article and picture of snake ;D ;D ;D ;D,,,p.s its a good job i was wearing brown trousers ;D ;D ;D

[Guest TAMMY_1]

LIKE THE BIT HERE WHERE YOU SAY OLD GEORGE WHO IS 84 WHEN YOU ARE 83 AND A HALF ;D

[ALF]

The best laugh i ever had was seeing tammy trying to catch Tyson the dog  in his front garden Brilliant PMSL!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest TAMMY_1]

The best laugh i ever had was seeing tammy trying to catch Tyson the dog in his front garden Brilliant PMSL!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

*expletive removed*

[ALF]

 

AT LEAST I BOUGHT one SCROOGE ;D

 

You told me you got Tyson for nothing!!!

[Guest TAMMY_1]

 

You told me you got Tyson for nothing!!!

 

NAW I NEVER TOLD YOU THAT , HE WAS BOUGHT FDROM A TOP BREEDER , HE IS KC REGISTERED AND A PEDIGREE AS LONG AS YOUR ARM, HAVE BEEN ASKED A FEW TIMES TO HAVE HIM AS A STUD , BECAUSE HE IS IN A BOOK OR SOMETHING, WOULD BE frightened  IN CASE HE ATE THE *expletive removed*

[jimmy white]

only this morning ,, had the birds iut , bath out ,, getting birds in , there was a bird on the roof ,, stepped back to see what it was ,,,,,,,,right in to the bath ;D ;D soaked ;D ;D

[Guest Vic]

;D

[jimmy white]

:'( :'(  meant to put last post on excuses on this post  ;D ;D ;D,,sorry

[Guest]

[when we used to keep birds in the[ yard]   this was a yard where there were greyhound men car repairers , wood cutters [giant saw]  motor bike repairers ,, all a great crowd   there were at that time 5 pigeon lofts mine being one of them,, the chap opposite , who shall remain nameless   , wandered in to his loft absolutely sozzled [ it was a sat, he was last that day, ] he had outside flaps for his drinkers [didnt even here me shouting on him ] proceeded to take a half bottle of rum,, poured it into his drinker muttering ," ill sort yous lot out this this week"    he then staggered out,, at that time i drank [i dont now]  went over from my loft , took the drinker sat on my easy chair, at my loft  and drank the lot      fell asleep , won 3 nationals , topped the fed 6 times every one a pooler     then i woke up ,,,,ill,,,     this is true and the chap involved does not beleive me to this day   [ no wonder   ]]

 

There you go Jimmy!! ;D ;D

[jimmy white]

had a friend hand in droppings to me last night for testing ,, put poly bag in a brown envelope ,,,marked VET ;D     put my repeat prescription for doctors in brown envelope ,, marked DOC ;D,,,  swithered where to go first,, decided docs,, put the wrong envelope[the drppings ;D] in the post box for repeat prescripts. inside the docs surgery ;D ;D ;D  had to ask the  receptionist [she didnt know what was in the envelope,,good job ;D ;D ;D at least it was all well sealed ;D] to retreave this envelope for me ,,,,,,,when i told the vet ,, he nearly had my prescription he   just  phsl ;D ;D ;D