Bank Robbery ?

[greenlands]

Article which appeared in The Dublin Times about a bank robbery.

 

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway.

The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of tapioca pudding.

As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have something eat."

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but tapioca pudding.

The process continued until all the safes were opened.

They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained little bowls of tapioca pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach..

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Next day the Dublin newspaper headline read:

 

"IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING"

[Tayside tornados]

[Kyleakin Lofts]

[paddymac]

Cracker :emoticon-0136-giggle:

[buster151]

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[THE FIFER]