Heres me helping someone out, and all i get is this abusive material, well you can go and poke it ya big daft *expletive removed*, ;D ;D ;D ;D stocked up for the night,
Got slug cups from the pet shop, filled them up with good beer, went out next morning, nowt, waste of bloody good beer, then noticed the hedgehogs running around hissing at one another, cheaper buying cat buiscuits to keep them in the garden.
Keep a couple of hedgehogs in yer garden, they fix the little bliters out, we have 3 running aboot at night, also the wife feeds them cat biscuits, so they keep coming back every night.
Dont put salt onto them, it makes a bloody mess around the garden.