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You need to get out more Andy ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I seen the the perfect pair for you Andy, a bit low cut for the Woolen Mill club but hey ye cannae have it all

Yes, but do they make them in your colour big boy ;D ;D ;D

I got her a pair of steleto Hunters for her chistmas ;D ;D ;D

And you get told no lies ;D

Good luck WulDon

I love you too honey xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

If Doreen is Dracula you must be Ygor ;D ;D ;D

Mines are fine

How much were they?

Changed my mind after seeing Bad Santa last night, power to the weee fat boy ;D ;D ;D

If you are going to Blackpool get your blood tested, it shows if you are more susceptible than others to contracting PHL. Air caps do work but nothing is full proof, as some have said cut down the possibilities :-/ Some fanciers I have spoken to swear by the ionisers you wear round your neck

Well I am up noo and I have installed my new computer sound system, ###### brilliant, I wish we had sound on the sight it would be a blast. I being the giving type bought Chick a few outfits for my Christmas ;)

RIP

In the past I have grieved more for my dogs that I have lost than some of my relatives. RIP Sam

AYE!!! on yer bike ;D ;D ;D

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Christmas cheer and all that ;D ;D ;D

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into Glasgow and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a traffic warden writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi sh**. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for taking up two parking places. So my wife called him a sh**-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then we abused him even more and eventually he got on his radio and called a van out to tow the car away. We looked at each other as the car was clamped and lifted on to the back of the truck. Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus, and the car had a 'CELTIC FC' sticker on the back window.We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

We look forward to it, I may just take you over the woods but don't listen to Valiant he tells lies ;)

Sorry Andy but Chick had the flanelettes on and it was Christmas after all ;D ;D ;D

RIP, our prayers and thoughts are with you at this time of the year

I bet you would have welcomed him if PJC had not have pointed it out ;D ;D ;D Welcome to the site Manny

If ye notice the squashing of the seat you will see how I have to stay this heavy or I would not reach the ground even with platforms, so I traded it in for this and Chick keeps stealing it and talking men TonyT for a ride :(

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