DOVEScot

At the hot spot

A lot more fattening to woman ;D ;D ;D

Found this worth a look R.P.R.A One Loft Race Hot Spot One Portishead http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=e6kFJtVNcq4

Found this, worth a look http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=35Yz3S9Gmwo&NR=1

Found this, worth a look http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=d3nl4Uk4pvE&NR=1

I can make my own ;D ;D ;D

Aye, all the wat from Dundee ;D ;D ;D

Is that why they are called Chinese and Japanese quail ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

New sport to replace pigeon racing ..... quail racing, it would hve to be an ets system because you would never catch the wee f###ers;)

I'll get the penthouse suite ;)

Same here, years ago we had quail and pigeons together with no problems and they keep the floor clean of any spilled seeds from feeders

I dinnae think I'll be laughing this time Sammy, Overtaking an unmarked police car doing more than 75 in the outside lane with a trailer, brake cable not attached properly, jockey whell not fully up, two broken lights on the trailer, wrong number plate on the trailer, all I can say is a good job he didnae stop us on the way down :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

I got stopped on Saturday night as well in ma wee van for ma brake light not working, luckily Chickadee had her police outfit on so we got off being one of the gang

Naw the police car was doing 75 when I passed him :'( :'( :'(

It's nae where big enough to heat up the pies ;D ;D ;D

Good and long may it continue :)

It would have but your birds arnae used to flying ;D ;D ;D I may be back down when my court appearance comes up :'( :'( :'(

That's why I can afford to run all over the country returning strays like you to their registered keepers, there is a lot to be said for care in the community as long as it's no mine ;D ;D ;D How are you enjoying the good life, I bet them wheetabix are going down a treat (puke)(puke)(puke)

Chrissy said you are still greeting about the diesel bill yet ;D ;D ;D

These are the ones I made for Billy's loft while he was in the hospital, it allowed the birds to fly open door and still have some protection from intruders, bearing in mind nothing is foolproof They are showing signs of dampness because they were removed once all his birds were re homed This is them in action http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yDcMCP9g3Uo Loaded with a bungee cord Loaded with a weight Small turn clip keeps them shut The hole can be made any size to accommodate your type of bird These two are free to anyone that wants them as I have no more use for them

Thanks for the compliment, I used to get paid loads of money for inventing and designing things, now I just enjoy it

How on earth is selling £360 worth of birds making a living out of it, even profitting £360 is no where near making a living out of selling birds, thats less than a pound a day :-/

The problem would be staffing it, the guys that are doing it seem fine maybe they just need a bit extra help instead :-/

When you sell 36 youngsters at a tenner each and deduct the corn from the feeding them you are basically giving them away If you make £360 pounds a year from selling birds then that is hardly a profession We know the professional sellers amongst us that only use the site to post their birds they are the ones that should be made to pay along with the studs, the rest should asked for a donation to charity :-/

Subject: Glasgow School Quiz The scene is Bishoploch Primary School , Glasgow.Teacher: 'Good morning children, today is Thursday, so we're going to have a general knowledge quiz. The pupil who gets the answer right can have Friday and Monday off and not come back to school until Tuesday.' Wee Murray thinks, 'Ya beauty! I'm pure dead brilliant at general knowledge, so I am. This is goannae be a doddle!' Teacher: ' Right class, who can tell me who said. ' Don't ask what our country can do for you, but what you can do for your country?' Wee Murray shoots up his hand, waving furiously in the air. Teacher looking round picks Farqhuar Fauntleroy at the front. 'Yes, Farqhuar?' Farqhuar (in a very English accent): ' Yes miss, the answer is J F Kennedy - inauguration speech 1960.' Teacher: 'Very good Farqhuar. You may stay off Friday and Monday and we will see you back in class on Tuesday.' The next Thursday comes around, and Wee Murray is even more determined. Teacher: 'Who said 'We will fight them on the beaches, we will fight them in the air, we will fight them at sea. But we will never surrender?' Wee Murray 's hand shoots up, arm stiff as a board, shouting 'I know, I know. Pick me Miss, pick me Miss'. Teacher looking round and picks Tarquin Smythe, sitting at the front: 'Yes Tarquin.' Tarquin (in a very, very posh English accent): 'Yes miss, the answer is Winston Churchill, 1941 Battle of Britain speech.' Teacher: 'Very good Tarquin, you may stay off Friday and Monday and come back to class on Tuesday.' The following Thursday comes around and Wee Murray is hyper; he's been studying encyclopaedias all week and he's ready for anything that comes. He's coiled in his chair, dribbling in anticipation. Teacher: 'Who said 'One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind?' Wee Murray 's arm shoots straight in the air, he's standing on his seat, jumping up and down screaming 'Pick me miss. Pick me miss. I know, I know. Me Miss, me miss, meeeeee'. Teacher looking round the class picks Rupert, sitting at the front. 'Yes, Rupert?' Rupert (in a frightfully, frightfully, ever so plummy English accent): 'Miss, that was Neil Armstrong, 1969, the first moon landing.' Teacher: 'Very good Rupert. You may stay off Friday and Monday and come back into class on Tuesday.' Wee Murray loses the plot altogether, tips his desk and throws his chair at the wall. He starts screaming: 'WHERE THE F@&K DID ALL THESE ENGLISH B@ST@RDS COME FROM?' Teacher spins back round from the blackboard and shouts: 'Who said that?' Wee Murray grabs his coat and bag and heads for the door, 'Robert the Bruce, Bannockburn , 1314. See ye on Tuesday Miss!'