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Confessions of a hooker A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says, 'Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession: Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years.' The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says, 'My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years! I cannot hold your past against you, maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?' She said, 'I don't think you understand, my name was Brian and I played rugby for Wales . . .'

Sent 43 which is the lot, now waiting on 8. Scotty M

Cheers Lewis, Martin I am 10 short but 2010 birds as well, all my birds came from the west. Scotty M

Well done to all

well done to all that raced. Nice wee group Colin

Result for today. 1st S Morrison...........1345 2nd S Morrison...........1345 3rd S Morrison...........1344 4th J Smith..............1344 5th J Smith..............1330 6th S Morrison...........1320 7th J Smith..............1319 8th S Morrison...........1315 9th J Smith..............1313 10th S Morrison..........1313. Scotty M

Cheers lewis

Well done Colin Scotty M

Well done to all Scotty M

Well done Rab and to all that took part. Scotty M

Well done Martin

Cheers Danny

2 members sent 89 birds 1st S Morrison........1638 2nd J Smith...........1632 3rd S Morrison........1617 4th S Morrison........1588 5th S Morrison........1587 6th J Smith...........1580 7th S Morrison........1578 8th S Morrison........1577 9th J Smith...........1542 10th J Smith..........1541 Scotty M

Well done to Tommy. You are chipping away Martin. Scotty M

Well done to all

Well done guys

Cheers Lewis no doubt Smithy will whip my rear end soon.

Well done to all

Well done Martin 4 in a row. Scotty M

Well done Danny.

Cheers guys, Colin how did you get on mate? Scotty M

Cheers Danny, how did you get on ? Colin 91 birds but only two members so not very exciting when not many people sending bird, but as they say "you have got to be in it to win it", yes 4 on the trot. Just need to wait and see how the rest of the clubs do for fed result. Scotty M

Result for Grangemouth HS for race at Witton castle 12/05/12 1st Scott Morrison..............1182 2nd Scott Morrison..............1153 3rd Scott Morrison..............1153 4th Jim Smith...................1153 5th Scott Morrison..............1150 6th Jim Smith...................1137 7th Scott Morrison..............1133 8th Jim Smith...................1133 9th Scott Morrison..............1130 10th Jim Smith..................1128 Scotty M

Well done Chuck

Well done to you Colin you certainly rattled them in. Scotty M