DeDarren

The legendary John Crowder of Mansfield fasts his pigeons for 3 days at a time throughout the winter once the moult is complete. He makes sure there is plenty of water though. According to the author of 'Feed to Win', fasting induces the pigeon's system to devour anything lingering within the pigeon's body for nutrition, such as viral matter and strongly recommends fasting as a health curative.

Ven Lofts, the proprietor is/was Captain Cutliffe.

Nice one Stuart, it will be very interesting to read the Editor's reply.

Well done gents! *tips hat*

Fantastic result Tony well done! I will keeping my eyes peeled for your update!

Planet Bros, Vandenabeele, Koopman, Nauwelaert, SVR, Karel Boeckx.

Many happy returns Alan! Darren.

Don't encourage him, he hasn't got an igloo about football and now he is broadcasting all over the internet that he has got a beretta, are we supposed to be scared? Has he lost his f&*(ng mind as well as pi$$ed himself again?

Mike Bassett strikes again, Strapper you should know better than to engage Alan on football talk, he ends up pi**ing all over himself every time he releases one of his nuggets of football wisdom.

Even if it was, it wouldn't have got a sniff of the butties if they'd been yours squeaky-walk!

After what you said in your previous post Alan, I shall no longer take anything you say about football serious, it would be like taking childcare advice from the McCanns.

Agreed Roland, while the football may be black and white, the story is often less so!

Fair enough P, but if you let ignorance continue unchecked, you are perpetuating it and some of Alan's comments are ignorance of the highest order! Like Shanks said: 'People say football is a matter of life and death , I believe it is much more important than that' Amen and God Bless!

My God, you're talking as if Manure invented football! Are you sure your not pi**ing yourself because you are that insane you can't remember what a toilet is for??! Don't you remember you never won a league title for 27 years or doesn't your dimensia addled memory go that far back? Nothing lasts for ever Alan, including a bad run (as your team is living testament to) so to dismiss what is a very real threat to your title retaining ambitions next season from a very credible source tells me all I need to know about your ramblings, (Go on admit it, you read a lot of newspapers don't you?) And I think we will see your beloved, and 'ever faithful' Christina Ronaldo leave Old Trafford before Torres leaves Anfield, a man Sir Alex would leap at the chance to sign, especially after he dismantled Manure's 'player of the year' Vidic so comprehensively at Old Trafford, injured 'crock' that he is! (hahaha!)

A 'numpty' who has outhought and out manouvered old whisky nose on the 2 occasions our teams have met each other this term and whose team have scored more goals than any other team in any of the English leagues in 2009 (9 more than Manure)and all this without the services of his leading striker for half a season and a team that cost less than half of what the current Manure first 11 cost, never mind the entire squad! So you keep laughing' and deluding yourself about the 'Glory Glory Man Utd' and I'll keep rubbing my hands at the prospect of next season, where we will continue the way we finished this season and I GUARANTEE there will not be 11 Liverpool draws for Manure to hide behind next season! Don't forget, you have only drawn level with us on league titles (which you should really be thanking us for allowing you to catch up to us) And there are still 2 European Cups to go before there is complete parity. But I'd rather have a small wager on old whisky nose staggering off into the sunset with a bottle of Grants before taking a bet on him landing 2 more European Cups anytime soon!