PATTY BHOY

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1 gets banned we all get banned.

well said Cem.

Any more of this carry on ,the`ll have to pay to get into the disco.so there.

not for Celts game duh,Linlithgow rose scottish cup tie v whittlets.

Anyone on from Ayrshire the noo,hows the weather.will there be any footy played tha morra doon there.

wiz it plugged in??

;Dlike that answer ;D ;D

the b#####ds always seem to get the good birds. :o :B

is that karens girl..

who knows this character ;D ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaWsIzWZFr0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8smO4VS9134

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb-a__6YUgs&feature=PlayList&p=E607F813E1B5151D&index=0&playnext=1

fir the hols http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4s__QO9kG0

cem`s work,

A Rangers supporter is invited to a fancy-dress party and can't think what to wear. He's a bit skint, so he doesn't want to spend a lot of money on hiring a costume. He racks his brains for an idea and just when he's about to chuck it and give the party a bye, he remembers that his late uncle was in the Salvation Army. Maybe his auntie would still have the old guy's uniform and let him borrow it for the night. He goes round to his auntie's and, sure enough, she's still got her husband's uniform hanging up in a wardrobe. She's not too happy at first about it being used as a fancy dress costume but she can't refuse her favourite nephew anything for long and eventually agrees to lend it to him as long as he looks after it. The night of the party comes and he wanders out with the uniform on. On his way to the bus-stop a heavy shower comes on and, remembering he promised not to mess up the uniform, he dives into the nearest pub to wait until the rain goes off a bit. The pub's pretty stowed, but he makes his way to the bar and orders a pint. After a mouthful or two of his beer he decides he needs the toilet. So as nobody will think his pint is dead and clear it away, he sets his hat down on the counter beside it then heads for the Gents. When he comes back he discovers that his hat has miraculously rilled up with money. There's pound notes, pound coins, and fifty-pence pieces in it right up to the brim. Delighted with his luck, he pockets the dosh, sinks his pint in a couple of gulps and makes for the exit. Just as he reaches the door a voice hails him from the bar: 'Hey Jim! What about the "War Cry"?' The Gers fan thinks for a moment then shouts out: 'No surrender!'

Cem singing in his sleep.

old fav.

Q: Who would David Murray play in Lord of the Rings ? A: Legolas Q: What do Rangers fans and mushrooms got in common? A: They both sit in the dark and feed on nothing but crap. Dick Advocat was caught for speeding on his way to Murray Park today. "I'll do anything for 3 points", he said when questioned Q: How many Rangers fans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Don't matter, cos they're all condemned to eternal darkness anyway. Alex McLeish was going to the Gers halloween party as a pumpkin. Come midnight he still hadn't turned into a coach. Barry 'the Bazman' Ferguson walks into a bar with a pile of dog crap in his hand and says to the bartender...'Look what I nearly trod in!!' Q: How is a pint of milk different then a hun? A: If you leave the milk out for a week it develops a culture! Q: What's the difference between a Hun and a sperm? A: At least a sperm has one chance in 5 million of becoming a human being. Q. What's Blue, white, red and funny? A: A bus load of Rangers supporters going over a cliff. Q: What's the difference between Rangers and a three pin plug? A: Their both absolutely useless in Europe. There's a rumour going about that if you buy a season ticket at Ibrox then you get a free space suit. Apparently it's due to the lack of atmosphere... Q: How do you save a blue nosed Bear from drowning? A: Take yer foot aff his heid. Q: What's the difference between a busload of Rangers fans and a Hedgehog? A: On a hedgehog, the *expletive removed* are on the outside. Q: What do Haemhorroids and Gers Fans have in common? A: They're both a complete pain in the *expletive removed* and never seem to go away completely Q: What do Beckham and Rangers FC both have in common? A: Both got F***ked by Victoria Q: Why did the Gers fan NEVER cross the road? A: He was waiting for the Green Man to turn Orange.

hes some dancer is oor DJW..

What should a fancier know about Pigeon Malaria? Pigeon Malaria is caused by a protozoan which attacks the red blood cells of our birds. It is primarily carried by the pigeon fly which acts as the immediate host. As many as one-third of flocks tested have shown malaria. Symptoms of Malaria are vague. Except for some loss of gloss in plumage and reduced performance in racing events, there are no readily visible symptoms. To prevent Malaria, pigeon flies must be controlled, because they are the primary carriers of the disease. Quarantining newly acquired birds, dusting or dipping birds after they have mingled with others, and eliminating contact with wild pigeons are vital steps, because curing this disease is very difficult.

me and the wife at the kareoke on holiday.

dont think eyes sign really all that important jmo.