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  1. Just confirm my thoughts on the loss of the young birds,noticed when a young cock came down for a feed he had some tail feathers missing,as I thought Percy must have scattered them.22 back 10 missing ??
  2. From my mate old griz. in Auz. A FARMER DECIDED HE WANTED TO GO TO TOWN AND SEE A MOVIE.THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?" THE OLD FARMER SAID, "THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCK. WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES." "I'M SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT "WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER." THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED CHUCK DOWN HIS OVERALLS. THEN HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET, AND ENTERED THE THEATER. HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED AND MARGE. THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. . . THE OLD FARMER UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCK COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT AND WATCH THE MOVIE. "MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED. "WHAT?" SAID MARGE. "I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT." "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE? "HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT", WHISPERED MILDRED. "WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT", SAID MARGE.. "AT OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL" "I THOUGHT SO TOO", SAID MILDRED, "BUT THIS ONE'S EATIN' MY POPCORN...!"
  3. Bright morning long may it last.
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    Cat Idea

    I put a post on a couple of week back about a cat coming into my garden between my stock loft and the back door.It would never come over the wall near the race lofts so I presume the ultra sonic device is doing its job.The cat only ever came into the garden at night as far as I know.My security light came on when the cat jumped onto the five foot wall so I used a plastic crow on the end of a came and placed it against the wall.Fingers crossed the security light has never came on since doing this.
  5. Thought this might help anyone contemplating going over the pond. http://www.myweather2.com/Marine/Coastal-Areas/United-Kingdom/English-Channel-Western.aspx?sday=4
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    Heart Attack

    Sorry to hear the bad news Steve,they'll sort him OK. mate,wish him a speedy recovery. Lindsay
  7. Enough said. :emoticon-0138-thinking:
  8. Hi Fifer,very few trainers go over this area,only getting each bird back on it's own I would suspect a BOP attack,I didn't see it happen but would have thought 32 youngens going amiss two's and three's would return together ? Just my thoughts. Lindsay
  9. Well done Scotty top of the sheet mate,by the way the birds are going to Portland next week.Not Purbeck not Poole. Lindsay
  10. 17 back now mate,looks like that will be it for today.
  11. Twelve back. :emoticon-0138-thinking:
  12. Not a cloud in the sky here Mark,don't get a lot of strays in this area since the Scottish lads started to fly a different route.?????
  13. Pigeon racing isn't what it used to be,I was one of the lucky ones at the weekend regarding losses I didn't send and intended to send this weekend coming. There's always something to upset the apple cart. Let my young birds out at 07:45 watched them for a while as I had already cleaned them out,came in to make a cup of coffee when I went out there wasn't a bird in the sky.Naturally thought they'll be away for a half hour or so. ???? nearly 10:00 there's two.So if you see thirty youngens please point them in the right direction.Had enough,no fun in the game.Pissed off sitting looking through the window,living in hope and I must say very little hope. Lindsay expletive remove.What next.
  14. So sorry to hear the sad news this morning,my sincere condolences to his family and friends.RIP Tooshy boy,you'll be missed mate. Lindsay C.
  15. Cracking morning here,not a cloud in the sky Lt.NE wind,warming up nice. :animatedpigeons:
  16. Happy birthday mate,hope you have a great day.
  17. Cheers :emoticon-0167-beer:
  18. Thanks lads for the INFO. Lindsay
  19. Change the he into a she,Steve,What sort of books are they mate.
  20. Any help appreciated,my eldest lass as just been bought a kindle by my grandson,can anyone point me in the right direction for free books to download. Thanks . Lindsay
  21. Sorry to hear about your dad Helen,please tell him we are thinking about him and hope he make a speedy recovery. Lindsay .
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    Su 11F 6754

    Well done mate, hope it makes it home.
  23. Maryport.Grey sky,full cloud and a cold Lt. East wind.
  24. Here's another for TOOSHY BOY .GET WELL mate. :animatedpigeons: :animatedpigeons:
  25. Supt a few when this was on the go,just about wore the shoe leather out dancing.
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