heres 1 for you guys i will tone it down a bit   
theres a *expletive removed* walking down the road she is in heat  this big jumps out  andright ontop of her   
this old women sees this and is not happy she trows a bucket of cold water over the dog it turns its head and just growls   
theres a young lad been watching this  so runs upto them with a brush shank and sticks it right up the dogs rear end the dog takes off down the road  the women goes up to the lad and pats him onthe head and says you fairly sorted that dog out the lad replies yes i know that dog he can fairly give it but he can not take it  funny reminds me of one or two on hear  no names just guess       cheers Alan   hope this brightens up alls day