ALF

THATS TOO EASY TAM : ;D ;D

SHE DISNAE TALK TO RIF RAF LIKE YOU :P ;D ;D ;D ;D

SO ARE YOU BACK OR NOT CLOCKMAN??? THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE ;D ;D

NOT ME AM AFRAID

YOU DIDNAE EVEN RECOGNISE ME expletive remove :o :P ;D ;D ;D

IT'S A WEBSITE TAMMY :P ;D ;D ;D ;D

ERM NAW ;D ;D

SAME HERE FERGIE AM ONLY EARLIES THIS WEEK SO WILL NOT BE IN IT

USUALLY FAE ABOUT HAWF 11 FERGIE

YES BUT ONLY LATE AT NIGHT CRAIG!

SO HOW DO YOU JOIN??

IT SURE COULD :

SURE DO FIFER A FEW OF US MEET EVERY SATURDAY AFTERNOON FOR A FEW BEERS BUT THE REST WHO KNOWS??? : : : : : ::)IF WE WERE ALL OUT EVERY FEW WEEKENDS IT WOULD BE GREAT TO SOCIALISE WITH YOUR CLUBMATES ;) ;)IF ONLY THEY WOULD ALL COME OUT MAYBE THEIR NOT ALLOWED :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

ONLY PROBLEM I HAVE THEIR MATE IS THERE IS A RUDDY BIG TREE RIGHT AT THE BACK OF MY LOFT IT MUST BE 50FT HIGH AND THE *expletive removed* ATTACKS THEM OFF OF IT > > > :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

I HOPE YER RIGHT FIFER AND WE DOO GET THE RIGHT VOTES AT THE AGM(FOR THE PIGEONS) ;)

EVERY TIME I LET MY BIRDS OUT JUST NOW THEY ARE HIT BY THE SPARROWHAWK BUT WHAT I'M SAYING MATE IS THAT THEY WILL NOT HELP US IN RACING ;) ;) THE ROCKETS THAT IS : : ;) ;D ;D

AYE I KNOW JIM FIFER NOT THAT WELL BUT I KNOW HIM ;D ;D

I ASKED THE WIFE IF SHE WOULD DRIVE ME BACK IF I DROVE THROUGH TO THE QUIZ?BUT I GOT A SHORT AND QUICK 2 WORD REPLY :B : ::)STARTED WITH expletive removed* AND ENDED WITH OFF :o ;) ;D ;D ;D

LOOKS LIKE A GOOD NIGHT WAS HAD BY ALL! ;D ;D

IF IT WINS WHO CARES WHAT COLOUR IT'S EYE IS??? ;)

BUT BLACKJACK WE CANT USE THE ROCKETS WHEN WE'RE RACING : ??) ??) ??) ??)

FIFER YER A BAD MAN ;D ;D ;D

THANKS FOR THE REPLY MATE

expletive remove TAMMY YER DUG'S HEID IS NEARLY THE SAME SIZE AS IT'S BODY I WIDNAE LIKE TO TAKE IT ON : :

PAINT IT ;) ;D ;D