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EVERYBODY'S WELCOME TO JOIN ME 8) 8) 8) 8)

OOPS! :B ;D ;D ;D

NEED TO WAIT TILL ABOOT 3 IN THE MORNING 1st ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I'VE GOT 6 CASES OF BEER A BOTTLE OF VODDY A LITRE OF MORGANS SPICED RUM A LITRE OF BAILEYS A LITRE OF WHYTE & MACKAY WHISKY 2 BOTTLES OF PORT 2 BOTTLES OF SHERRY 4 BOTTLES OF RED WINE 3 BOTTLES OF WHITE WINE AND A 3 LITRE BOX OF WHITE WINE SO GUESS WHAT I'LL BE DOING WHILE AN AFF FOR THE NEXT 10 DAYS ;D ;D 8) 8) 8) 8)

A'VE GOT PLENTY ;D ;D 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

32in LCD TV ROSE A FREEVIEW BOX A DVD PLAYER AND A W!! GAME OH AND A PAIR OF TRAINERS ASWELL THAT I GOT CONNED INTO BUYING TODAY > > >

GOT THE WEE MANS PREZZIES ALL SORTED OOT ( THE LUCKY WEE GIT ) AND JUST GOT HIM INTAE HIS BED AFTER THREATENING HIM WI VIOLENCE SO AM JUST SITTING CHILLING WI A BEER ON HERE WI MA PALS 8) ;D ;D ;D AM I A DIE HARD OR A SADDO PERSONALLY I DONT GIVE A expletive removed* EITHER WAY ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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NOW YER TALKING ;D ;D ;D 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

AYE ALRIGHT ME DRINKING PINTS IS LIKE THROWING BUNS TO AN ELEPHANT I CAN DO IT ALL DAY ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D 8)

10 PINTS ;D ;D ;D ;D

WELCOME TO THE MADHOUSE MATE ;D 8) 8)

TRYING THAT MASEL TONIGHT ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

HIYA MATE IS THE BLUE HEN DANNY STILL FOR SALE? MAYBE TRY AND TALK THE MRS INTO BUYING HER FOR MA XMAS CHEERS ALAN

WONDER WHAT SHE THINKS WHEN SHE'S LOOKING BACK AT YOU YA BIG STUD YE ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

IS THE WIND AT THEIR BACK?? :-/ ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

NEED TO FATTEN HER UP A BIT THOUGH AS SHE FELT A BIT LIGHT THE LAST TIME I HANDLED HER ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

SOME ARE IN TRAINING FOR THE XMAS RACES THOUGH ROSE 8)

EVERY MEMBER CAN GET INVOLVED IN THE THREADS ROSE 8)

NAW YOU LOOK WORSE THAN THAT :D :D

HE HAS THAT AFFECT ON PEOPLE : : :

I THINK IT'S MARE TO HELP THE OLD GUYS LIKE YERSELF WHO CANNAE LIFT THE 25KG BAGS ANYMARE ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

ROLAND WHERE DO YOU DIG THESE THINGS UP FROM?? :-/ ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I WAS TOLD TODAY THAT NEARLY ALL THE FEEDING WILL BE IN 20 KGS BAGS SHORTLY

NAE CHANCE ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D