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Well done George 8) 8)

No takers to help out this wee doo get back to it's owner then???

What time was that at Harky??

No bother Stuart

i heard returns were ok but dont know who won :-/

phone number?

It's in a bit of a mess but i'm sure she'll be ok with a bit of tlc if someone from the fed is willing to take it off me i'll make sure i'm there tomorrow I was hoping to be there anyway Stuart

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I picked this pigeon up off the road in Hamilton about an hour ago ( it was sitting right in the middle of the road and i had to stop the car in front of it in case i got run over and then i had to chase it out from under a car aswell ;D ;D )It's totally flown out and it has had a bump to it's left wing and left leg so it's having difficulty standing but i think someone may want it back Any ideas who it belongs to? Cheers Alan

2 women in heaven 1st woman: Hi! My name is Sandra. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. < BR> I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D PRICELESS!

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It took you 10 mins to post a reply like that Homer : ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Goodnight George i stayed up another 10 mins to wait to see what homer was writing : : : ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Who said anything about George Bain BEM being Uphallhen Homer????? :-/ :-/ :-/ ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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After some of the posts put on here by your good self uphallhen hen i think a lot of people will be shocked and surprised at who you are ...me i have to say i was'nt to say the least ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Who said that again? :-/ :-/ :-/ remind me now as i cannae remember ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Ask Homer he's the man ;D ;D

I can remember somebody else telling us that at 1 of our AGM's :X :X : : : : : :

Well done George i thought you were hiding ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Maybe in the future it will become outside lanarkshire social circle ;)

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Where is uphallhen these days? Has he been told to keep his head down as he was spouting a load of **** or does he only post to make himself look stupid ;) :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Welcome to Pigeon Basics topmantilley

I was thinking the same mate :-/