ALF

THE ONES I GOT FROM CHRIS ON CHAT ARE STILL GOING STRONG 2 YEARS DOWN THE LINE AND SHOW NO SIGNS OF COMING OFF

A CHINESE GUY GOES FOR A JOB INTERVIEW AT A FACTORY.THE OWNER OFFERS HIM THE JOB "OK MR CHING UR IN CHARGE OF SUPPLIES" A FEW HOUR LATER THE BOSS IS WANDERING AROUND LOOKING FOR MR CHING BUT NOBODY HAD SEEN HIM ANYWHERE.HE'S JUST ABOUT TO GIVE UP WHEN MR CHING JUMPS OUT OF A CUPBOARD BEHIND HIM AND SHOUTS SUPPLIES :lol: :lol:

GOT 3 OUT OF 3 FROM CLERMONT AND 3 OUT OF 4 FROM REIMS BUT MY MAIN DOO WAS MY TIMER FROM BOTH REIMS AND CLERMONT SO HERE'S HOPING WE GET HER ON THE RESULT NEXT YEAR AS SHE IS THE BEST DOO I HAVE AND HAS 8 TICKETS IN THE CLUB AND 3 OR 4 FED TICKETS BUT I WANT HER TO GET A TICKET FAE OER THE WATER AS SHE IS A CLASS DOO IMO :rolleyes:

MY 1ST 2 DOOS FROM REIMS HAVE PAIRED THE GITHER SO I'LL BE TAKING THE Y/B'S AFF THEM AS I WANT AS MANY LONG DISTANCE LINES IN MY LOFT AS I CAN GET AND YES DEREK AND JOHN I KNOW NOW MAYBIES I TOOK THEM TOO FAR BETWEEN THE RACES :unsure:

TRAINING MY DOOS AFTER GETTING THEM FROM REIMS BEFORE SENDING THEM TO CLERMONT WAS MAYBE A MISTAKE BUT I'LL LEARN FROM IT NEXT YEAR

HAD IT HAPPEN TO MYSELF BUT THE DOOS THAT COME BACK WITHOUT THEIR ETS RING WILL NEVER DO IT AGAIN :rolleyes:

ONLY 7 OF US FROM OUR CLUB ARE AT OUR PLACE BUT YOU KNOW IF YOU GET THE 1ST WAN YOU ARE NEVER FAR AWAY IN THE CLUB :rolleyes: I'LL TELL YOU THIS MUCH IT MAKES YOU TRY HARDER ANYWAY :rolleyes:

HE'S PROBABLY TAKING HIS SHOES AND SOCKS OFF THE NOO :lol: :lol:

I DONT GET THAT PLEASURE OF WAITING TO GET TO THE CLUB HUT TO FIND OUT I'M BEAT AS 7 OF US ARE ALL RACING IN OUR CLUB AND ALL OUR LOFTS ARE WITHIN 100 YDS OF EACHOTHER SO YOU KNOW RIGHT AWAY IF YOU ARE BEAT OR NOT :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

THAT'S MAYBE HIS AGE THOUGH ;)

MAYBE HE DISNAE KNOW WULLIE :lol: :lol:

I TEXT MOST OF OUR MEMBERS FOR FREE WOULDNAE DREAM OF CHARGING THEM AND OUR SECRETARY IS A TAXI DRIVER AND I ALWAYS PHONE HIM TO MAKE SURE HE IS UP ON A SATURDAY MORNING TAE AS HE WORKS TILL 5-6AM MOST SATURDAYS BUT I DO IT OUT OF FRIENDSHIP NOT FOR ANYTHING ELSE ;)

:P :P :D

I CQANNAE HELP IT IF AM LOUD IAN :P :lol:

I HAVE NEVER PHONED OUR LIBLINE FOR YEARS AND NEVER WILL AGAIN BUT I USUALLY FIND OUT PRETTY QUICKLY THAT THE DOOS ARE UP AND I TEXT EVERY MEMBER IN MY CLUB WHO'S MOBILE NUMBER I HAVE AND USUALLY I TEXT A FEW THAT URNAE IN MY CLUB TAE ;)

:P :P

25-26 BUT 22 FLYING LOFTS AND WE SENT 580 BIRDS TO YESTERDAYS RACE

PS.......WELL DONE TO GEORDIE AND GERRY

GIRUY :P PS.......I HOPE YE ARE ENJOYING YER HOLS FRANK :D :D

:blink: :P :D

VERY WELL DONE SUSAN THE DRINKS ARE ON ME THE NEXT TIME WE MEET AT BLACKPOOL ;) :D :D

Cheers Alf was wondering if there was a colour printer suitable WHY WOULD YOU NEED A COLOUR PRINTER FOR UNIKON?????

BLACK AND WHITE IAN

BROTHER 5240 LASER PRINTER

A'VE HAD A BAD DAY AT THE OFFICE ONLY HAD 7 OOT MA 18 WHEN I LEFT AT 5 TO 2 AND NEVER GOT A DOO TILL AFTER 1/4 PAST 12 :blink: MAYBE A BAD DAY FOR THEIR 1ST RACE BUT WE'LL SEE HOW MANY COME TODAY THE BEST AT OUR PLACE WAS GEORDIE LIGHTBODY AT 11.51 OR MAYBE 52 BUT I DONT KNOW IF HE WON THE RACE???