HE WAS IN THE SAME CLUB AS ME DOON THE STAIRS FAE ME WHEN HE PHONED AND THE CONVO WENT ALONG THE LINES OF "ALF I'M IN THE H&A CLUB PAL DOON THE STAIRS" AND I SAID "BRILLIANT I AM IN THE HALL UP THE STAIR WITH MA MRS AND BIGDA AND PAUL UP YE COME" 10 MINS LATER STB FONES ME TO SAY DAVY IS CHAPPING THE DOOR OF OUR HOTEL AND NAE BAM WILL LET HIM IN :emoticon-0140-rofl: :emoticon-0140-rofl: