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Just found the wife dead in the washing machine. I'm absolutely gutted, but at least she died in comfort.http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gif

looking very good m8, will look even better when it has been paintedhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gif

I am a true gentlemanhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gif My wife and I walked past a swanky new restaurant last night "Did you smell that food, it smelt incredible?" she said Being the nice fellow I am, I thought : "Bugger it, I'll treat her!" So we walked past it again!http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gif

Fuel strike threat: 'Panic buying' at petrol stations http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/59377000/jpg/_59377377_jex_1364985_de27-1.jpgAerial footage showed long queues for fuel in New Malden, London Queues have formed at petrol stations as demand for fuel shot up after ministers called for people to top up in case of a tanker drivers' strike. Some garages ran dry but retailers said they were coping and normal deliveries would ensure supplies were replenished. Ministers have rejected retailer claims their advice caused "panic buying". Conciliation service Acas says it hopes talks will take place shortly after Monday, making Easter strikes unlikely, correspondents say. Some 90% of UK forecourts are supplied by the Unite union's 2,000 or so members, who are calling for minimum standards of working conditions and pay. Anticipating a strike they describe as "completely wrong", ministers had called for motorists to keep their cars "topped up" but urged people not to queue. On Thursday, Energy Secretary Ed Davey said people "just need to do the sensible thing... get a full tank of petrol, not a half-tank." HAVE YOU PANICKED?

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GOOD MORNING FOLKS http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/animatedpigeons.gif

Today in Fife Today | Tomorrow | 10 Day | Monthly | Seasonal Current Conditions http://i.uk.imwx.com/global/images/spacer.gifCurrent Timehttp://i.uk.imwx.com/global/images/93x93/32.png8°CFeels Like 4°C Sunny Last Updated: 06:45 30 Mar (local time), 05:45 GMT Observation Station: Fife NessWind From West at 26 kmph Humidity 80% Pressure 1,024.38 mb Dew Point 5°C Visibility 16.1 km What's Next Palm SundayApril Fool's Day Today's Outlook http://i.uk.imwx.com/global/images/spacer.gifMoon Phases Today's Forecast http://i.uk.imwx.com/global/images/61x61/32.pngHigh 16° Sunrise: 06:45 Chance of Precip. 10% Sunny Tonight's Forecast http://i.uk.imwx.com/global/images/61x61/33.pngLow 6° Sunset: 19:46 Chance of Precip. 10% Mostly Clear

Aye, Stuarty Fyfeshttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gif

looking good Dougie m8http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gif

WELCOME TO PIGEON BASICS alangee http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/animatedpigeons.gif

The Pope is in Liverpool handing out miracles to the good and honest law abiding people first night SELL-OUT. first one up (little billy) he stands in front of the Pope tells him is name, Pope says how can I help you little billy says, can you help me whith my hearing. the Pope places his hands over billy's ears, says a prayer blesses him. How's your hearing now billy? billy said I don't know IT'S NOT TILL NEXT WEEKhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gif

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MANY HAPPY RETURNS FOLKS http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0123-party.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0123-party.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0123-party.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0123-party.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0123-party.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0123-party.gif tom123 (46), portmuffins (48), stevep (56)

Today in Fife Today | Tomorrow | 10 Day | Monthly | Seasonal Current Conditions http://i.uk.imwx.com/global/images/spacer.gifCurrent Timehttp://i.uk.imwx.com/global/images/93x93/28.png9°CFeels Like 7°C Mostly Cloudy Last Updated: 06:45 29 Mar (local time), 05:45 GMT Observation Station: Fife NessWind From West at 19 kmph Humidity 65% Pressure 1,028.45 mb Dew Point 3°C Visibility 12.9 km What's Next Palm SundayApril Fool's Day Today's Outlook http://i.uk.imwx.com/global/images/spacer.gifMoon Phases Today's Forecast http://i.uk.imwx.com/global/images/61x61/32.pngHigh 17° Sunrise: 06:48 Chance of Precip. 10% Sunny Tonight's Forecast http://i.uk.imwx.com/global/images/61x61/33.pngLow 6° Sunset: 19:44 Chance of Precip. 10% Mostly Clear

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After Quasimodos death Make sure you scroll past the first punch line…………….. After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell-ringer was needed.. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process. After observing several applicants demonstrate their skills, he had decided to call it a day. Just then, an armless man approached him and announced that he was there to apply for the bell-ringer's job. The bishop was incredulous. 'You have no arms !' 'No matter,' said the man. 'Observe !' And he began striking the bells with his face, producing a beautiful melody on the carillon. The bishop listened in astonishment; convinced he had finally found a replacement for Quasimodo. But suddenly, as he rushed forward to strike the bell, the armless man tripped and plunged headlong out of the belfry window to his death in the street below. The stunned bishop rushed down two hundred and ninety five church steps. When he reached the street, a crowd had gathered around the fallen figure, drawn by the beautiful music they had heard only moments before.. As they silently parted to let the bishop through, one of them asked, 'Bishop, who was this man ?'. 'I don't know his name,' the bishop sadly replied,......................... BUT HIS FACE RINGS A BELL' WAIT ! WAIT ! There's more The following day, despite the sadness that weighed heavily on his heart due to the unfortunate death of the armless campanologist, the bishop continued his interviews for the bell-ringer of Notre Dame. The first man to approach him said, 'Your Excellency, I am the brother of the poor armless wretch that fell to his death from this very belfry yesterday. I pray that you honour his life by allowing me to replace him in this duty.' The bishop agreed to give the man an audition, and, as the armless man's brother stooped to pick up a mallet to strike the first bell, he groaned, clutched at his chest, twirled around, and died on the spot. Two monks, hearing the bishop's cries of grief at this second tragedy, rushed up the stairs to his side. 'What has happened? Who is this man?' the first monk asked breathlessly. 'I don't know his name,' sighed the distraught bishop, 'but...' (..... Wait for it .....) (.. . . It's worth it.. ....) 'HE'S A DEAD RINGER FOR HIS BROTHER..' http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gif

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MANY HAPPY RETURNS ANDY BURGESS M8http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0123-party.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0123-party.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0123-party.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0123-party.gif http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s320x320/528432_3018619628702_1358987502_32108867_282084165_n.jpg

WELCOME TO PIGEON BASICS lautreville http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/animatedpigeons.gif

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C,MON CHELSEAhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gif