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NOT SO SPECIAL NOW! http://img.skysports.com/12/04/800x600/Real-v-Barca-Jose-Mourinho-Jupp-Heynckes_2755865.jpg

DOG FOR SALE............. A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale .' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. "Do you really talk?" he asks the dog. "Yes," the Labrador replies. After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man asks, "So, tell me your story." The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the SAS. "In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years". "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow Airport to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals. I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired." The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog. "Ten quid," the owner says. "£10!!? But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?" "Because he's a lying little sh**, he's never been out of the garden."

Excellent news for this young mother, she should not have had to fight for the much needed medication in the first place. a nice gesture returning the funds raised by Basics members, Well done and God bless you Anna.

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Paddy frantically phones his wife from his work, "What height am I Mary?" She replies, "Sure you're 5ft 10in." "Thank *expletive removed*," says he, " Cos I just heard that the're paying off 6 fitters next week!"

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BRILLIANT GAME http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/happy.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/happy.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/happy.gif

Read this m8 http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/topic/3191-bull-system/

I certainly would not dip birds in bleachhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0138-thinking.gif WHAT PRECAUTIONS SHOULD BE TAKEN WHEN USING A DILUTED BLEACH SOLUTION? Always wear gloves. Prolonged contact with even diluted bleach can dry or injure the skin. Always wear goggles if there is danger of a splash, especially when working above eye level. Never mix bleach solutions with other cleaning products. http://www.steamitgone.com/2011/01/25/the-hazards-of-bleach/

Myself, it is our first race of the 2012 season Kelso, 46miles, with the Fife Federationhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0138-thinking.gif

Where are you racing from this weekend? How far is it to your loft? Which club/fed? http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/animatedpigeons.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/animatedpigeons.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/animatedpigeons.gif

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/s320x320/530472_434935519865919_100000484255649_1653521_2083943802_n.jpg thank God I only have to make one of these, as Alf is on a diet, and has reduced to just one per day http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gif

A WARM WELCOME TO DickieDoo FAE BONNYRIGG TO BASICShttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0123-party.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0123-party.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0123-party.gif

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Real Madrid v Buyern Munich Real Madrid and Bayern Munich clash this evening in the second-leg of their UEFA Champions League semi-final. Buyern take a 2-1 lead into this match. But who will go onto meet Chelsea in the final?

FIFE http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0156-rain.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0156-rain.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0156-rain.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0156-rain.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0156-rain.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0156-rain.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0156-rain.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0156-rain.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0156-rain.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0156-rain.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0156-rain.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0156-rain.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0156-rain.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0156-rain.gif

Hi has anyone heard from Tooshy today? he was not feeling to good last night, and from his profile, he has not been on site since then. Hope all is ok.

Hope you are feeling better m8.

not good news Tammy m8http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0138-thinking.gif

Very nice and healthy looking youngsters Rab, good luck with them m8http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/animatedpigeons.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/animatedpigeons.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/animatedpigeons.gif

WELL DONE CHELSEAhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gif http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/545929_391992350834387_100000708760560_1218342_359254975_n.jpg

GOOD MORNING FELLOW BASICS MEMBERShttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/animatedpigeons.gif

MANY HAPPY RETURNS FOLKShttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0123-party.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0167-beer.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0123-party.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0167-beer.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0123-party.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0167-beer.gif seaforth (25), dumyat (63)

Today in Fife Today | Tomorrow | 10 Day | Monthly | Seasonal Severe Weather Alarms Potential disruption due to rain (alert #1)Potential disruption due to rain (alert #2)http://i.uk.imwx.com/global/images/spacer.gifhttp://i.uk.imwx.com/global/images/icon_ww_arrowRight.gif Current Conditions http://i.uk.imwx.com/global/images/spacer.gifCurrent Timehttp://i.uk.imwx.com/global/images/93x93/26.png8°CFeels Like 4°C Cloudy / Windy Last Updated: 06:45 25 Apr (local time), 05:45 GMT Observation Station: Fife NessWind From East North East at 32 kmph Humidity 92% Pressure 996.61 mb Dew Point 7°C Visibility 14.5 km What's Next May Day Today's Outlook http://i.uk.imwx.com/global/images/spacer.gifMoon Phases Today's Forecast http://i.uk.imwx.com/global/images/61x61/11.pngHigh 7° Sunrise: 05:39 Chance of Precip. 80% Light Rain / Wind Tonight's Forecast http://i.uk.imwx.com/global/images/61x61/11.pngLow 6° Sunset: 20:39 Chance of Precip. 80% Light Rain