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    A Wee Joke

    Subject: When in Rome This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. So remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing and cares less tries to make your life miserable. A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: " Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty.. You're crazy to go to Rome . So, how are you getting there?" "We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!" "Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser.. " That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?" "We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome 's Tiber River called Teste." "Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump." "We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope." "That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it." A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome . "It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot. And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!" "Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope." "Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me." "Oh, really! What'd he say ?" He said: "Who the expletive removed* did your hair?
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  3. GADGIEShttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/angry.gif
  4. you dinnaehttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/blink.gif
  5. naw it.s sunnyhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif
  6. Good to see you back on the site Brianhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/wink.gif
  7. Well folks as you join us after you return from your club basketing, what are the birdages like tonight. My club saw 10 members send 155 birds for our 3rd race from Witton Castle yet again the birdage has dropped for the 3rd week in successionhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif
  8. Fife Fed basketing for Witton Castle tonighthttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/wink.gif
  9. WOOLY PYJAMAShttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif
  10. I SAID TIMEhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif
  11. GOAL!!!!!http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif
  12. Hello, and welcome to our site!http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/wink.gif
  13. WE ALL WELCOME YOU TO OUR SITE tonyt
  14. PLAY SAFEhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/wink.gif
  15. HANGhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/blink.gif
  16. TIME IS MONEYhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif
  17. CORRECT! BUT I,M HAPPYhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/blink.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/blink.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/blink.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/blink.gif
  18. Are there any Federations putting basketing back from tonight, will be interesting to post on this thread when you are basketing, and where you are racing fromhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/wink.gif THANK YOU!
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  20. Very smart looking dogs m8http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/wink.gif
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  23. Today in Fife , United Kingdom Today | Tomorrow | 10-Day | Monthly | Seasonal | Almanac Current Conditions http://i.uk.imwx.com/global/images/spacer.gifCurrent Timehttp://i.uk.imwx.com/global/images/93x93/26.png14°CFeels Like 14°C Cloudy Last Updated: 05:50 20 Aug (local time), 04:50 GMT Observation Station: Leuchars Wind From East South East at 13 kmph Humidity 100% Pressure 1,004.06 mb Dew Point 14°C Visibility 8 km What's Next Weekend Forecast Today's Outlook http://i.uk.imwx.com/global/images/spacer.gifMoon Phases Today's Forecasthttp://i.uk.imwx.com/global/images/61x61/11.png High 18° Sunrise: 05:50 Chance of Precip. 60% AM Light Rain Tonight's Forecasthttp://i.uk.imwx.com/global/images/61x61/29.png Low 11° Sunset: 20:36 Chance of Precip. 20% Partly Cloudy
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    Vulture

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