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yes i know it was i still have the original letter i quoted and the wan you wrote to the shu

HE'S GOT A POINT HOMER WHO REPORTED ME TO THE SHU FOR SUMMIT I WROTE ON HERE 3 OR 4 YRS AGO NOW

not sure but google it and see what it brings up

BILLY I WOULD BET MY MAIN POOLER AGAINST ANY DOO IN MY CLUB AND HAVE PROBABLY WON MORE THAN MY FAIR SHARE THE LAST 2 OR 3 YRS BUT TO LIMIT PRIZES ISNAE ON IN MY VEIW MATE I HAVE NEVER AGREED WITH THAT AND MY OWN CLUB DISNAE PAY ANY PRIZE MONEY....

I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN FAVOUR OF ONLY BEING ALLOWED TO NOMINATE X AMOUNT OF PIGEONS TO COMPETE IN A RACE WHEN I MIGHT ONLY SEND 10 OR 12 AND THE GUY SENDING 50 HAS MAYBE 3 OR 4 IN FRONT OF ME BUT NONE GET A PRIZE AS HE HUSNAE NOM'D ANY OF THEM NOT THE WAY I WANT TO WIN A PRIZE IN A CLUB RACE NO CHANCE NOT A GOOD IDEA IN MY EYES

I HAVE A BORDER COLLIE AND TAKE HER DOWN THE PARK EVERY DAY DURING THE SUMMER TO THE LOFTS AND WE HAVE A FRIZBY RING AND IT GOES APPROX 100 YDS EVERY TIME YOU THROW IT AND SHE WOULD RUN AFTER IT ALL DAY SHE IS 4 YR OLD NOW SO AFTER MAYBE 100 OR SO THROWS AT THE LONGER RACES SHE STOPS FOR 5 MINUTES AND THEN LIFTS IT AND DROPS IT AT YOUR FEET AND MOVES AWAY AND LIES DOWN WATCHING TO SEE IF YOU WILL THROW IT AGAIN

I HOLPE YOUR MUM MAKES A FULL AND SPEEDY RECOVERY ALL THE BEST MATE

I FIND A SIZE 10 UP THE JACKSIE WORKS BEST IF IT KEEPS DOING IT

HEARD IT AWE NOO MON THE FAMOUS GLASGOW CELTIC

THAT'S A BITE AND YE STILL TALK P***

DAVY HAS SOME CRACKING DOOS AND IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN BUYING A LOFT HIS IS A CRACKER

AYE YOU MUST BE ABLE TO SMELL S*ITE AWRIGHT BECAUSE YOU TALK ENOUGH O IT

AYE WE MUST BE sh** THAT'S WHY YOUR TEAM HAS HARDLY HAD A KICK AT THE BAW LATELY IN THE OLD FIRM GAMES

DOES IT I NEVER KNEW THAT

MAYBE BETTER JUST PHONING HIM DAE YE WANT HIS NUMBER MUCKER??????

STEVEN SORRY TOO LOUD

him and an og for the winner

HOW MANY TRANSPORT MEETINGS HAVE THERE BEEN FAE BIGDA WAS ON THE COMMITTEE FRANK????

YOU BEEN LOOKING IN MA WINDAE AGAIN YA BAMPOT YE

I'LL MAYBE TRY SOME ROLLERS IN MA HAIR OR MAYBIES GET A PERM

AYE THEY ARE BIG TRANSPORTERS DOUGIE BUT IF THE WORK NEEDS TO BE DONE WE WILL HAVE TO DO IT AND OF COURSE THE FED WILL HAVE TO PAY IT IF WE WANT THEM READY FOR RACING.....

THE FLAIR IS EASY SORTED WI A FEW SHEETS OF PLY CALM DOON ABOOT THAT BUT THE PAINT JOB WAS/IS A JOKE

WELL DONE GEO