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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

 

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

 

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

 

The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.

 

The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'

 

The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

 

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

 

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

 

The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.

 

The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'

 

The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.

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