A Painful Death.

[greenlands]

The other night, my wife ask me how many woman I have slept with I told her only you, all the others kept me awake all night.

 

She packed my bags and as I walked out of the front door she screamed I wish you a slow and painful death you bxxxx.

 

Oh I replied you have changed your mind you want me to stay now :animatedpigeons:

 

 

 

From my mate Des.

[cemetary]

:emoticon-0140-rofl:

[paddymac]

:emoticon-0136-giggle: A comment like that would be the same as signing your own death warrant :emoticon-0127-lipssealed: Good one

[ritchie1]

:smiley: :crying: