The Urine Sample

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The urine sample

 

One time I got sick and landed in hospital.

 

There was this one nurse that just drove me crazy.

 

Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child.

 

She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, “And how are we doing this morning?â€

 

Or “Are we ready for a bath?†or “Are we hungry?â€

 

I had had enough of this particular nurse.

 

One day at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bedside stand.

 

Later I was given a urine sample bottle to fill for testing. So you know where the juice went!

 

The nurse came in a while later, picked up the urine sample bottle, looked at it and said,

 

“My, my, it seems we are a little cloudy today.â€

 

At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and gulped it down, saying,

 

“Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time!â€

 

The nurse fainted... I just smiled.

 

DON'T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE!

[Kyleakin Lofts]

:)