one for golfers

[DOVEScot]

Arthur is 95 years old.  He's played golf every day since his retirement 30 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast.  

 

"That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf.  My eyesight has gotten so bad...once I've hit the ball, I can't see where it went."

 

His wife sympathizes, and as they sit down, she says, "Why don't you take my brother with you, and give it one more try."

 

"That's no good," sighs Arthur.  "Your brother is a hundred and three.  He can't help."

 

"He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."

 

So the next day, Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law.  He tees up,  takes a mighty swing, and squints down the fairway. He turns to the brother-in-law.

 

"Did you see the ball?"

 

"Of course I did!" says the brother-in-law.  "I have perfect eyesight."

 

"Where did it go?" asks Arthur.

 

"I can't remember."

 

[chickadee]

pmsl.... ;D

[Lennut Tar]

"Another oldie"  ;D ;D ;D, Still worth another laugh thou Dovescot   ;) Has Roland !!!!! ever told you, his little "April joke"   :D Those of a religous nature here   :P Would crack up I imagine.

PS. It's in your hands now Roland ??????  : : :

Enjoy.

[Roland]

Am getting my posts knocked off Lennut Tar. Especially the jokes. Seems, that time permitting etc. a new topic page to cater for such is to be put up.

 

[Tony C]

A Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinese Businessman and an

Aussie were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in

front of them.

 

The Aussie fumed, 'What's with those blokes?  We must have been waiting for

fifteen minutes!'

 

The Indian Doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I've never seen such poor

golf!'

 

The Chinese Businessman called out 'Move it, time is money'

 

The Priest said, 'Here comes George the greens keeper.  Let's have

a word with him.'

 

'Hello, George!', said the Priest, 'What's wrong with that group

ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?'

 

George the greens keeper replied, 'Oh, yes.  That's a group of blind fire

fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last

year,

so we always let them play for free anytime..'

 

The group fell silent for a moment.

 

The Priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a special

prayer for them tonight.'

 

The Indian Doctor said, 'Good idea.  I'm going to contact my

ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them.'

 

The Chinese Businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate $50,000 to the

fire-fighters in honour of these brave souls'

 

The Aussie said, 'Why the f*&k can't they play at night?'