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TEST ON THE COD FINGERS HAS BEEN FOUND TO CONTAIN TRACES OF SEA HORSE :emoticon-0140-rofl: :emoticon-0140-rofl: :emoticon-0140-rofl:

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Could've been worse ................ could've been Mermaid with traces of seamen:o

could have ben worse could have been maid marion with traces of threemen :emoticon-0140-rofl: :emoticon-0140-rofl: :emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0127-lipssealed:

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Just heard that primary are outraged to find camel toes in their leggings. .,also just checked my tesco burgers in the freezer And their off . ,

 

B@Q. Are recalling some of their wood floors as there is laminate . Fir the dafties. Lam in it .

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Some old some new.................

 

o I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse.....I guess Tesco just listened.

o Anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh?

o Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.

o Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger……..so I had a

£5 each way bet!

o Had some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night.... I still have a bit

between my teeth.

o A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from

Tesco. Her condition is said to be stable.

o Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn.

o I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer...AND THEY'RE OFF.

o Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers

confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.

o Said to the missus, “These Tesco burgers given me terrible trots.

o To beef or not to beef. That is equestrian.

o A cow walks into a bar. Barman says, “Why the long face?â€. Cow says

“Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!â€

o I hear thesmaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.

 

These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit. Talk about flogging a dead ...

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