THE FIFER Posted December 21, 2012 Report Posted December 21, 2012 Funny Christmas Jokes Funny Christmas jokes are always great for this wonderful holiday season. Write these Christmas jokes on cards or tell them to your friends, just to put a smile on their face.Here is a list of some funny Christmas jokes: Q. What's white and goes up ? A. A confused snowflake ! Q. What did the big candle say to the little candle ? A. I'm going out tonight ! Q . What is the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? A. Your teeth ! Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? A. It's Christmas, Eve ! http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-e6HCSIAQtf0/UH1AW29MgBI/AAAAAAAADAg/sQMs4YU3IRg/s1600/santa_naughty_nice.jpgQ. How can a snowman lose weight ?A. He waits until it gets warmer !Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast ? A. Snowflakes! Q: What kind of bird can write ?A: A PENguin ! Q. How many presents can Santa fit into an empty sack ? A. Only one - after then it is not empty anymore ! Q: What do elves learn in school ?A: The Elf-abet ! Q: Who is never hungry at Christmas ?A: The turkey – he’s always stuffed ! Q: What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? A: Jungle Bells, Jungle bells ! Q: What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party ?A: Freeze a jolly good fellow ! http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Um_uasdAi_Q/UH1AdfXAazI/AAAAAAAADAo/wQ0srVaEoQ8/s320/father_christmas_mull.jpg
THE FIFER Posted December 21, 2012 Author Report Posted December 21, 2012 Funny Christmas JokesFunny Christmas jokes are always great for this wonderful holiday season. Write these Christmas jokes on cards or tell them to your friends, just to put a smile on their face.Here is a list of some funny Christmas jokes: Q. What's white and goes up ? A. A confused snowflake ! Q. What did the big candle say to the little candle ? A. I'm going out tonight ! Q . What is the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? A. Your teeth ! Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? A. It's Christmas, Eve ! http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-e6HCSIAQtf0/UH1AW29MgBI/AAAAAAAADAg/sQMs4YU3IRg/s1600/santa_naughty_nice.jpgQ. How can a snowman lose weight ?A. He waits until it gets warmer !Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast ? A. Snowflakes!Q: What kind of bird can write ?A: A PENguin ! Q. How many presents can Santa fit into an empty sack ? A. Only one - after then it is not empty anymore ! Q: What do elves learn in school ?A: The Elf-abet ! Q: Who is never hungry at Christmas ?A: The turkey – he’s always stuffed ! Q: What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? A: Jungle Bells, Jungle bells ! Q: What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party ?A: Freeze a jolly good fellow ! http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Um_uasdAi_Q/UH1AdfXAazI/AAAAAAAADAo/wQ0srVaEoQ8/s320/father_christmas_mull.jpg
Delboy Posted December 21, 2012 Report Posted December 21, 2012 Archie, possibly the worst jokes ever told m8.Hang your head in shame. I suppose because they are that bad, its quite funny, lol, so well done .lol
THE FIFER Posted December 21, 2012 Author Report Posted December 21, 2012 Archie, possibly the worst jokes ever told m8.Hang your head in shame. I suppose because they are that bad, its quite funny, lol, so well done .lol http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/cry-blow.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/cry-blow.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/cry-blow.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/cry-blow.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/cry-blow.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/cry-blow.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/cry-blow.gif
sapper756 Posted December 21, 2012 Report Posted December 21, 2012 http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/524902_569032473112287_149337258_n.jpg
sapper756 Posted December 21, 2012 Report Posted December 21, 2012 OOOOOOPS! NO SANTA THIS YEARhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0138-thinking.gifhttp://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/730_506242376063965_462796141_n.jpg
THE FIFER Posted December 21, 2012 Author Report Posted December 21, 2012 http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/santa-dance.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/santa-dance.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/santa-dance.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/santa-dance.gifhe is not far away, http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/animatedpigeons.gif
sapper756 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Posted December 22, 2012 http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/santa-dance.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/santa-dance.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/santa-dance.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/santa-dance.gifhe is not far away, http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/animatedpigeons.gif I DON'T THINK SOhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gif http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/305306_479230948795057_331548136_n.jpg
sapper756 Posted December 23, 2012 Report Posted December 23, 2012 http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/198600_394129380671967_2051604992_n.jpg
THE FIFER Posted December 23, 2012 Author Report Posted December 23, 2012 I DON'T THINK SOhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gif http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/305306_479230948795057_331548136_n.jpg hope he is not delivering in my area http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0138-thinking.gif
billt Posted December 23, 2012 Report Posted December 23, 2012 I DON'T THINK SO Good job he kept his hat on
dwh Posted December 23, 2012 Report Posted December 23, 2012 MY MATE WORKS IN THE TREBOR FACTORY RECKON'S THEY HAD A HELL OF A YEAR THEY MADE A MINT!!! :emoticon-0136-giggle: :emoticon-0136-giggle:
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