Novice Posted October 24, 2008 Report Posted October 24, 2008 A Glasgae burd was driving down the M8 when her car phone rang. It was > >> > her boyfriend, urgently warning her, "Listen Doll, I just heard on the > >> > news that thur's a motor gawn the wrang wie oan the M8. Better watch > >> > yersel'!" "It's no' jist wan motor!" said the girl, "There's fu***n' > >> > hunners o' them!"
rembrant2coo Posted October 25, 2008 Report Posted October 25, 2008 A Glasgae burd was driving down the M8 when her car phone rang. It was > >> > her boyfriend, urgently warning her, "Listen Doll, I just heard on the > >> > news that thur's a motor gawn the wrang wie oan the M8. Better watch > >> > yersel'!" "It's no' jist wan motor!" said the girl, "There's fu***n' > >> > hunners o' them!" nice wan robert
Guest bigda Posted October 26, 2008 Report Posted October 26, 2008 a millionare goes in to a bar and the barmaid dips him takes out his gold card and returns his wallet she goes on a 6 month spending spree the cops ask are you going to charge her he said no and why not, she spends less than my wife
Novice Posted October 26, 2008 Report Posted October 26, 2008 Glasgae burd enters a sex shop & asks for a vibrator. > >> > The man says "Choose from our range on the wall." > >> > She says "Gies that rid yin" > >> > The man replies "That's a fire extinguisher."
chickadee Posted October 26, 2008 Author Report Posted October 26, 2008 Glasgae burd enters a sex shop & asks for a vibrator. > >> > The man says "Choose from our range on the wall." > >> > She says "Gies that rid yin" > >> > The man replies "That's a fire extinguisher." ;D ;D ;D ;D
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