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Well if HE has ran the van ( diesel ) on petrol for any length of time it'll be *explicitive removed*. But if a petrol with ALIEN diesel it'll be O.K. Just for the record I put DIESEL in my motorbike a couple of months ago ( STRESS ). But luckily realised before firing up. Still a pain in the RS though. Dovey, take a deep breath and say nice things to chica it'll pay dividends in the end. Just think in years to come every time you cross the bridge you can have a LARF.(evil)

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Please read, there are a lot of lessons to be learned

 

I'm back after taking Kim to a night out in Penicuik, stopped for a fish supper appetizer and while driving home I started to get a rumble in the belly, I pulled into the Forth road bridge filling station, I had to make haste to the toilets and asked my then beloved to put £20 worth in, we have had Diesels for as long as I can remember but for some strange reason still then beloved Chickadee put £20 of unleaded in. The van stalled right at the start of the forth road bridge and I asked the then still beloved if she had put the right fuel in. My then still beloved Chickadee realised what she had done started to get quite upset also  the Dumbo's  and twats than parked behind who had never seen a broken down motor in their life's did not not have the sense to drive around the big silver van with its hazards on.

I informed the RAC of the situation and was awarded priority service. My rumbles started again and I had to run across five lanes of traffic to the nearest toilet only to be met by a Hitler style bridge attendant who was not for letting me in. When I stated the obvious and told him it was either mess my pants or do it in the bush at the side of his office he relented.

On returning to the van I seen this RAC man shaking his head at my ex beloved Chickadee, not a good sign, he had informed us that as we had technically not broken down he could not help us, I stayed calm as usual mainly because I had enough rumblings going on, I informed the little smug *expletive removed* that in 25 years as a member I cannot mind the last time I used them and I wanted to speak to someone as I was not at all happy, He said he can tow me no more than 10 miles on a draw bar and as there were no garages open within that radius and as I was not technically broken down he could not run us home either despite having the highest RAC cover possible.

So what was the alternative, he could take us us home under a private tow for £150 or call out a 24 hour mechanic to drain the system for about £150 so the choice was mine, so I told him to tow me ten miles along the A92 and just leave me and I would sort the rest myself, he managed to get me 11.2 miles according to his Sat Nav to the bright lights of Lochgelly and left me there, I got one of my many friends to tow me to my mates garage in Kirkcaldy and then run me home :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

 

So beware of what the RAC do for you and what lengths some woman will go to in order that you don't waist your money bidding on pigeons :( :( :(

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Been there, done it, got the video, just want ot forget it, but I wonder if Williedoo will post on this OH and got the T-ee shirt 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

 

Duncan just laugh you will when it is all over :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

 

Cheers

 

Ian

 

 

 

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Hey you are home

 

Stop mumping give her a hug it's your fault you were to busy feeding your face and paid the penalty ! ! ! !

 

Give her a hug for me

 

You silly old fart fill your own vehicle in future

Cheers

 

Ian

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Just glad that you got home safe and well mate. And also chickadee, if hadnt started on the Stella, i would have been along there for you like a shot to help out, as you have helped me in the past.

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Hey you are home

 

Stop mumping give her a hug it's your fault you were to busy feeding your face and paid the penalty ! ! ! !

 

Give her a hug for me

 

You silly old fart fill your own vehicle in future

Cheers

 

Ian

 

 

HE COULD,NT FOR FILLING HIS DRAWERS  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Tell ye what Dunc, get shot of the Rent A Clowns coz you WERE broken down WTF they on. How far were you from lochgelly to home? Spend your money somewhere else, it will be appreciated. Serves ye right for gon tae Penicuik anyway!!!(evil)( that's where am fae by the way )

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Just glad that you got home safe and well mate. And also chickadee, if hadnt started on the Stella, i would have been along there for you like a shot to help out, as you have helped me in the past.

 

Aw thanks for thinking about us anyway, I know you would've helped, and thank you also rembrant2coo for offering to help also, sorry I was too busy getting towed at the time to answer my phone, ( was concentrating on keeping the tow rope taught at the time, my nerves were frayed at the edges by then)  :o but at least we are home safely. ;D

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Just shows how much chickadee worrys about you dovescot she was so busy thinking about whether you were alright she picked up the wrong pump ;D

 

That's exactly what happened rose, was too busy worrying that dovescot was waisting away in the toilet, wasn't thinking straight. ;D ;D

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Just shows how much chickadee worrys about you dovescot she was so busy thinking about whether you were alright she picked up the wrong pump ;D

 

Might have guessed a woman would turn it around to poor WEE CHICKADEE  ;)

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Tell ye what Dunc, get shot of the Rent A Clowns coz you WERE broken down WTF they on. How far were you from lochgelly to home? Spend your money somewhere else, it will be appreciated. Serves ye right for gon tae Penicuik anyway!!!(evil)( that's where am fae by the way )

 

Another five miles to my mates garage and then another three home, the RAC driver was a smug little fart, you know the type, rules tattooed on the inside of his eye lids so they can read them as they sleep

 

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