Always wear clean underwear if any

[DOVEScot]

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your

vehicle.

 

From the Daily News comes this story of a couple who drove their

car to Asda Supermarket, only to have their car break down in the car park.

 

The husband told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed

the car.

 

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.

On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under

the chassis.

 

Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants

turned his private parts into glaringly public ones.

 

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly

put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

 

On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself

staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

 

The AA mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

 

[chickadee]

;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest bigda]

good ;D one mate

[Guest Gareth Rankin]

LOL, excellent. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest anto]

good one dove i like that

[ALF]

;D ;D ;D

[sapper756]

I always wear clean underwear, yellow to the front, and brown to the back ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest 67ghirl]

 

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly

put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

 

On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself

staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

 

The AA mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

 

This must be why Dove is with the RAC!!!

 

(evil)(evil)(evil) LOL

[DOVEScot]

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly

put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

 

On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself

staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

 

The AA mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

 

This must be why Dove is with the RAC!!!

 

(evil)(evil)(evil) LOL

 

Chickadee never lets me out without clean underwear, how I return is another story ;D ;D ;D

[ChrisMaidment08]

depends if in skirt or jeans ;D ;D ;D

[DOVEScot]

depends if in skirt or jeans ;D ;D ;D

 

I never wear undergarments when wearing ma skirts 8)

[ChrisMaidment08]

nor me nor tights

[DOVEScot]

nor me nor tights

 

I heard you were a stocking and wellies man 8) 8) 8)

[chickadee]

 

I heard you were a stocking and wellies man 8) 8) 8)

 

Aye FLEECE lined wellies too. ;D ;D ;D

[ChrisMaidment08]

true oh so very very true

[sapper756]

 

I never wear undergarments when wearing ma skirts 8)

 

Does the Fifer go COMMANDO? ;D ;D ;D

[DOVEScot]

 

Does the Fifer go COMMANDO? ;D ;D ;D

 

It goes without saying ;D ;D ;D

[Guest]

 

Aye FLEECE lined wellies too. ;D ;D ;D

:)nice to see another fellow countryman getting all the flak i used to   :)           andy

 

 

[chickadee]

:)nice to see another fellow countryman getting all the flak i used to   :)           andy

 

 

Lol, good to see you back, where have ewe been. ;D ;D ;D

[Guest]

 

Lol, good to see you back, where have ewe been. ;D ;D ;D

:)nae sheephuntin , thats fer sure   :)            andy

 

 

[chickadee]

:)nae sheephuntin , thats fer sure   :)            andy

 

 

ha ha ha  well that makes a nice change for ewe then eh! ;D ;D ;D

[Guest]

 

ha ha ha  well that makes a nice change for ewe then eh! ;D ;D ;D

;)i am the original wolf ............. in sheeps clothing             andy

 

 

[chickadee]

;)i am the original wolf ............. in sheeps clothing             andy

 

 

Lol yes that ewe are ......  ;D ;D ;D

[Guest]

:)

 

Lol yes that ewe are ......  ;D ;D ;D

:) :)aye looks sheepish ......... with a nasty bite   :) :)                                 andy