Letter From The Prime Minister

[Roland]

Dear People of the U.K.,

 

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the

Economy, your Government has decided to implement a scheme to put

Workers 50 years of age and older on early retirement. This scheme

Will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

 

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the government to be eligible

For the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination).

 

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the

SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be

RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the government

Deems appropriate.

 

Only persons who have been RAPED can get AIDS (Additional Income for

Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel

Early Severance). Obviously, persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not

Be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the government..

 

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on, will receive as much sh**

(Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The government

has always prided itself in the amount of sh** it gives out. Should

you feel that you do not receive enough sh**, please bring this to the

Attention of your local MP. They have been trained to give you all the

sh** you can handle.

 

David

 

Dave Chameleon

[dal2]

Very good roly

[Guest stb-]

sounds about rite to me

[Guest pigeondave]

i must be entitled to that then at 52,HOORAY,

[Whats it called Cumbernauld]

All good points none of which will matter when all the banks, crash leaving us with no access to cash.

 

Tax man chasing wee rab for £250 Rangers is wan thing but if we need wee Rabs Money to survive we have all had it

 

 

 

LOL

 

Please note the financial state the world finds its self in, are terrorist driven.

 

This is now the worst kept secret of all time.(One which all the world news agiencies are signed up to)

What will cause the most panic bombs i, or nae money in the banks the mora.