Mother - in - law needs help

[Roland]

Just wondering, mothering  - law moans a lot, what can I do to cheer her up.  :-/

Has twicthy fingers and Knits a lot!- even though no one needs new socks. :o

When she cat naps she dribbles from the side of her mouth! Is this serious or catching :-/

She has tantrums often, and this seems to be more prone when her old man goes up the pub. This seems to cause a gnashing teeth and she paces the floor a lot! :(

I wonder sometime if these are related symptoms :-/

Her clothes never smell good, and she has an 'Oldish' Smell about her.  Enough to make you weep. :'( :'(

I wonder what pills and stuff to pour down her throat, and what to jab her with! Indeed is it ok to give probotic and antibotic in the same glass of water, and does it have to be a clean glass :-/ :o

Really concerned, as I married her daughter!   :o

Will the daughter turn out the same.... can't afford private treatment for them of course, and don't know if the NHS can help here.

Should I cull :-/, or get shot of :-/, or divoice now?

What of my daughter :-/ will she turn out a throw back to grand mother,  :-/ :-/

Pleas help as I am a novice here, and any help whatsoever will be tried.

No I have never mentioned, or talked to either my misses or her mother about these happening.... I don't know if it normal or not for starters, and last time I spoke to the mother in - law she made a claking sound with her false teeth.... quite of putting and orrying really.

I all asked her was 'Could I have a sample of your droppings to take to the vets' :B :-/ :o

Her reacation was uncalled for to say the least! ??) ??)

[Guest joshdonlan]

good post Roland  ;D

[Guest dogeon]

;D ;D

did you not get the advise that before you take a wife make sure you see her mother first  to see hat she will turn out like  ;D ;D

i told my sons that

[REDROCKET]

that sounds like a common problem but the cure is just around the corner its a waiting game just bide your time.lol good post though i'll be thinking of the mother in law all day now

[the pigeon_milker]

sorry to hear of your hopeless situation it seem to happen a lot the only advice i could give you is run like hell never look back find somwere dark to hide were she carnt find you and never come out                                  :):)

[kirky]

;D ;D

did you not get the advise that before you take a wife make sure you see her mother first  to see hat she will turn out like  ;D ;D

i told my sons that

my older brother said the same to me.