PMS

[chickadee]

Women will understand this!

Men should memorize it! Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

13  Things PMS Stands For:

 

1.  Pass My Shotgun

 

2.  Psychotic Mood Shift

 

3.  Perpetual Munching  Spree

 

4.  Puffy Mid-Section

 

5.  People Make me Sick

 

6.  Provide Me with Sweets

 

7.  Pardon My Sobbing

 

8.  Pimples May Surface

 

9.  Pass My Sweat pants

 

10.  Pissy Mood Syndrome

 

?1.  Plainly; Men Suck

 

12.  Pack My Stuff

 

and  my favoriteone :nbsp;

 

13.  Potential  Murder Suspect

[THE FIFER]

very good, ;D ;D just moving it to chit-chat,

[pigeonpete]

pmsl!! just dont talk to women, and do as your told, then its not to bad  ;D ;D

[chickadee]

Better still ;D ;D ;D

[BLACK W F]

*expletive removed* THAT WIND THEM UP THEY SULK FOR A DAY OR TWO THEN RUN ABOUT AFTER YOUR BUTT  GET YOU BEERS FROM THE FRIDGE DINNER DOW INFRONT OF YOU WALK THE DOG  ITS A MANS WORLD  GREAT  PMSL

[chickadee]

*expletive removed* THAT WIND THEM UP THEY SULK FOR A DAY OR TWO THEN RUN ABOUT AFTER YOUR BUTT  GET YOU BEERS FROM THE FRIDGE DINNER DOW INFRONT OF YOU WALK THE DOG  ITS A MANS WORLD  GREAT  PMSL

 

You're so macho!!!

[BLACK W F]

A MAN IS KING IN HIS OWN HOME  ITS A MANS WORLD PMSL

[pigeonpete]

 

You're so macho!!!

 

alan whats carol doing with a pic of you ?? pmsl  ;D

[chickadee]

 

alan whats carol doing with a pic of you ?? pmsl  ;D

 

Before

After

 

 

[BLACK W F]

THATS DUNCAN SHE BEEN FEEDING HIM ON PIES

[chickadee]

THATS DUNCAN SHE BEEN FEEDING HIM ON PIES

 

Just you wait to you see slim at Blackpool, he has two £50 bets on to lose the most weight and he plans on winning, almost 2 stone already and it ain't the impotent oops important ones he has lost  ;D ;D ;D

[BLACK W F]

NOT TO WORRY DUNCAN ILL BUY YOU A PIE AND A PINT AT BLACKPOOL  POOR MAN  

[pigeonpete]

 

Before

After

 

 

 

ets will help you alan! bet its A LONG way down to the floor to clock em in!! :-) ;D ;D

 

 

[BLACK W F]

WHO NEEDS ETS  WHEN THEY DROP IN   BATCHES OF 5s    THINK CAROLS A HEAVY FEEDER

WHAT YOU THINK PETE

[pigeonpete]

WHO NEEDS ETS  WHEN THEY DROP IN   BATCHES OF 5s    THINK CAROLS A HEAVY FEEDER

WHAT YOU THINK PETE

 

:X :X :X ;D

[maverick]

A MAN IS KING IN HIS OWN HOME  ITS A MANS WORLD PMSL

 

Women were put on this earth for one thing and one thing only  TO OBEY MEN      HELP  

[BLACK W F]

WELL I HEARD 3 THINGS   SEX   AND  CLEAN STILL TRYING TO WORK OUT THE THIRD THING  

BUT COMPLETLY  LOST  AS MOST CANT COOK    HA HA HA

[david]

 

You're so macho!!!

 

Blackwhiteflight!

 

That's not a bad portrait mate . ;D

 

DAVID

 

 

 

[pigeonpete]

 

Blackwhiteflight!

 

That's not a bad portrait mate . ;D

 

nah! he smiling   :P

 

DAVID

 

 

 

 

[BLACK W F]

 

pigeon pete  and  David  deep in thought  

After

[pigeonpete]

pigeon pete  and  David  deep in thought  

After

 

?? you lost me, cant be you deep in thought   :P

 

there goes my pint at blackpool  ;D

[BLACK W F]

gotcha

[chickadee]

WELL I HEARD 3 THINGS   SEX   AND  CLEAN STILL TRYING TO WORK OUT THE THIRD THING  

BUT COMPLETLY  LOST  AS MOST CANT COOK    HA HA HA

 

That's right, you can't work out any more than two things at a time because you get lost ;D ;D ;D

[BLACK W F]

HARD TO FIND GOOD POINTS FOR THE WEAKER SEX

[chickadee]

HARD TO FIND GOOD POINTS FOR THE WEAKER SEX

 

It's OK I understand your problem, you probably can't find any point when it come to sex, but keep pointing you will get there "EVENTUALLY" ;D ;D ;D