Blue Chequer Pied Posted October 15, 2009 Report Posted October 15, 2009 Just contact A.J on here ( aka Sandy or Jed to his mates ) knows the road system like the back of his hand. His knowledge of the highways will save me miles in the future. So if you are planning a trip contact Sandy and he will keep you right, no need to splash out on a sat-nav
A.J Posted October 15, 2009 Report Posted October 15, 2009 they say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit ;D
BLACK W F Posted October 15, 2009 Report Posted October 15, 2009 YES AJ AKA JED TO HIS MATES WEE ROADS DIRT TRACKS HILL ROADS NEEBOTHER TO OUR JED HE IS THE MAN TO CALL WONT GO WRONG WHEN IN NEED CALL FOR JED THE ROAD MAP HEED
Blue Chequer Pied Posted October 15, 2009 Author Report Posted October 15, 2009 There's Gold in them thar hills
A.J Posted October 15, 2009 Report Posted October 15, 2009 sorry I was wrong POETIC SARCASM IS THE LOWEST FORM OF WIT
BLACK W F Posted October 15, 2009 Report Posted October 15, 2009 IS THAT YEE UP THEM HILLS JED HOW FAR TO ELGIN WHICH ROAD I M LOST
Blue Chequer Pied Posted October 15, 2009 Author Report Posted October 15, 2009 He is alright as long as he dosen't lose sight of the knock. If he does his eye waters and he can't see where he is going!
A.J Posted October 15, 2009 Report Posted October 15, 2009 IS THAT YEE UP THEM HILLS JED HOW FAR TO ELGIN WHICH ROAD I M LOST GOOD !!!!
Blue Chequer Pied Posted October 15, 2009 Author Report Posted October 15, 2009 He is alright as long as he dosen't lose sight of the knock. If he does his eye waters and he can't see where he is going! Think it is the same for his doo's ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
BLACK W F Posted October 15, 2009 Report Posted October 15, 2009 REMEMBER IF YOU WANT DIRRECTIONS CATCH HIM WHEN GOING TO WORK AS HE WORKS IN A DISTILLARY AND I THINK HE DRINKS AS MUCH AS HE MAKES WHICH WAY NOW KERMIT WELL I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU NEW THE WAY JED I BUT ONLTY WHEN ITS LIGHT AND NOT RAINING CHRIST SAKE LOST AGAIN
Blue Chequer Pied Posted October 15, 2009 Author Report Posted October 15, 2009 REMEMBER IF YOU WANT DIRRECTIONS CATCH HIM WHEN GOING TO WORK AS HE WORKS IN A DISTILLARY AND I THINK HE DRINKS AS MUCH AS HE MAKES WHICH WAY NOW KERMIT WELL I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU NEW THE WAY JED I BUT ONLTY WHEN ITS LIGHT AND NOT RAINING CHRIST SAKE LOST AGAIN The village of the damned is quiet tonight!
BLACK W F Posted October 15, 2009 Report Posted October 15, 2009 JED JED JED HOW DO YOU GET TO HUNTLEY FROM HERE LEAVE THEM BEARS ALONE YOU CAN BUY HONEY AT THE SHOPS HOW FAR TO THE BROCK AND WHAT ROAD DO I TAKE NO NOT BURGHEAD THAT S THE WEE BROCK COM ON JED THOUGHT YOU WAS THE ROAD MAP ORACLE
Blue Chequer Pied Posted October 15, 2009 Author Report Posted October 15, 2009 These country bhoys are alright until they hit a roundabout then they are up the creek. There are no rounabouts where they come from ! Sandy/ Jed was seen going round a roundabout for 2 hours in Elgin one day when the indicator on the van stuck on ;D ;D ;D
BLACK W F Posted October 15, 2009 Report Posted October 15, 2009 I SEEN HIM JED GOING ACROSS COUNTRY I DID NOT RELISE HE JUST GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH FIELDS FENCES HE SAYS HE DID NOT THINK YOU NEED TO GO ROUND CORNERS SAVES PETROL
Blue Chequer Pied Posted October 15, 2009 Author Report Posted October 15, 2009 I SEEN HIM JED GOING ACROSS COUNTRY I DID NOT RELISE HE JUST GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH FIELDS FENCES HE SAYS HE DID NOT THINK YOU NEED TO GO ROUND CORNERS SAVES PETROL He only uses red diesel straight from the farm. It is us tax-payers that subsidise his training
BLACK W F Posted October 15, 2009 Report Posted October 15, 2009 christ your right Paul i seen that funny coloured smoke coming out the exaust pipe and it making a banging noise i think that noise is awarning as he got no horn
A.J Posted October 15, 2009 Report Posted October 15, 2009 The village of the damned is quiet tonight! Dont diss my homeland your doos seem to like it here (75)
Blue Chequer Pied Posted October 15, 2009 Author Report Posted October 15, 2009 christ your right Paul i seen that funny coloured smoke coming out the exaust pipe and it making a banging noise i think that noise is awarning as he got no horn The horn is for Tupping season only ;D ;D ;D
Blue Chequer Pied Posted October 15, 2009 Author Report Posted October 15, 2009 Dont diss my homeland your doos seem to like it here (75) Didnt like it that much went to Geo... sorry Kermit the following week mind you once was enough 8)
A.J Posted October 15, 2009 Report Posted October 15, 2009 The horn is for Tupping season only ;D ;D ;D I knew it !! you know more about sheep than you let on I saw the green wellies in the back of your car
Blue Chequer Pied Posted October 15, 2009 Author Report Posted October 15, 2009 I knew it !! you know more about sheep than you let on I saw the green wellies in the back of your car I am a quick learner and I have been to Grange at least three times
BLACK W F Posted October 15, 2009 Report Posted October 15, 2009 your the one i seen chasing them and boy are you fast in them wellies should be in the olympic team would win gold no bother
A.J Posted October 15, 2009 Report Posted October 15, 2009 your the one i seen chasing them and boy are you fast in them wellies should be in the olympic team would win gold no bother Fast ! 30 seconds thats the word from the flock
BLACK W F Posted October 16, 2009 Report Posted October 16, 2009 jed was out for a night out when he got the taxis home he gave the guy dirrections and ended up in aberdeen started off at huntly was only going to grange ended up near 50 ml in opisite dirrection ha ha ha taxis driver taxis driver says never again
Roland Posted October 16, 2009 Report Posted October 16, 2009 Now, under this heading it is Good banter' and respectively in a good place. Move to Chit chat .... Personally I think letting these as such run their course is coll as it hasn't 'Hi jacked a thread. And was tongue in cheek from the off. JMO So the 'Mods' should give lee - way as such, and be a darn site quicker in bunging off 'Hi - Jacked' posts and deleting them just replacing 'Name posted irrelevant and silly chit chat here on a topic'! Again a good thought eh! Now just how do I find a Motorway in Scotland! :-/ :-/ ;D
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