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I was outside Strangeways when - saw a rope thrown out of a cell window. A dwarf climbed down as I watched with my mouth open. As he got near the floor he turned and sneered at me. What do you think of that?

I thought it was a little con descending!!!http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gif

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YOUR NO RIGHT IN THE HEED MATE..///

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After Quasimodos death

 

 

 

Make sure you scroll past the first punch line……………..

 

 

 

 

After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame

sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell-ringer was

needed..

 

The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally

and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process.

 

After observing several applicants demonstrate their skills, he

had decided to call it a day. Just then, an armless man approached

him and announced that he was there to apply for the bell-ringer's job.

 

The bishop was incredulous. 'You have no arms !'

 

'No matter,' said the man. 'Observe !'

 

And he began striking the bells with his face, producing a

beautiful melody on the carillon. The bishop listened in

astonishment; convinced he had finally found a replacement for

Quasimodo.

 

But suddenly, as he rushed forward to strike the bell, the armless

man tripped and plunged headlong out of the belfry window to his death

in the street below.

 

The stunned bishop rushed down two hundred and ninety five church

steps. When he reached the street, a crowd had gathered around the

fallen figure, drawn by the beautiful music they had heard only moments

before..

 

As they silently parted to let the bishop through, one of them asked,

'Bishop, who was this man ?'.

 

'I don't know his name,' the bishop sadly replied,......................... BUT HIS FACE RINGS A BELL'

 

 

WAIT ! WAIT ! There's more

 

 

The following day, despite the sadness that weighed heavily on his

heart due to the unfortunate death of the armless campanologist, the

bishop continued his interviews for the bell-ringer of Notre Dame.

 

The first man to approach him said, 'Your Excellency, I am the

brother of the poor armless wretch that fell to his death from this

very belfry yesterday. I pray that you honour his life by allowing me

to replace him in this duty.'

 

The bishop agreed to give the man an audition, and, as the armless

man's brother stooped to pick up a mallet to strike the first bell, he

groaned, clutched at his chest, twirled around, and died on the spot.

 

Two monks, hearing the bishop's cries of grief at this second

tragedy, rushed up the stairs to his side.

 

'What has happened? Who is this man?' the first monk asked

breathlessly.

 

'I don't know his name,' sighed the distraught bishop, 'but...'

 

 

 

(..... Wait for it .....)

 

 

 

(.. . . It's worth it.. ....)

 

 

 

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