Joke

[sapper756]

I went to the pub last night,there was this fat girl dancing on the table.I walked passed and said " amazing legs".The girl giggled and said with a smile "Do you really think so?" I said "Definitely,most tables would have collapsed by now"

[Tony C]

[Tony C]

$hit happens! http://www.wimp.com/dogcourse/

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[JohnQuinn]

Big guy was walking down past my house the other night with a Huge Pole on his shoulders.

 

I said to him "are you a Pole Vaulter??

 

No he said " i am German but how did you know my name Vaws Vallter"

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[Guest alangee]

i woke in the middle of the night for the toilet, on the way there i heard a noise so looked out the window to see a robber in next doors garden.

suddenly neighbour shows up with a spade, then starts whacking robber on the head with it till hes dead.then starts digging a hole to bury him.

i just go back to bed and say nothing till the wife says " whats wrong you are shaking and look white".

 

so i say " you wont believe what i just saw " she sits up and says "what is it dear "

 

and i tell her " that *expletive removed* next door has still got my spade"

[Tony C]

My wife was screaming at me: "Leave!! Get out of this house!" she ordered

As I was walking out the door she yelled, "I hope you die a slow and

painful death!"

So I turned around and replied, "So now you want me to stay?"

[buster151]

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[Tony C]

[Tony C]

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[sapper756]

I’m in trouble with the wife. We were in bed naked and she asked what I would like to do most with her body.Apparently “Identify it” wasn’t the right answer.

[sapper756]

A little girl asks her mum,

'Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?'

Her mum replies 'No, because she is on heat.'

'What does that mean?' asked the child.

'Go and ask your father. I think he's in the garage.'

 

The little girl goes out to the garage and says,

'Dad, can I take Lulu for a walk around the

block? I asked Mum, but she said the dog

was on the heat, and to come ask you.'

 

He took a rag, soaked it in petrol, and

scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise

the scent, and said 'Ok, you can go now, but

keep Lulu on the leash and only go one time

around the block.'

The little girl left and returned a few minutes

later with no dog on the leash..

Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Lulu?'

You'll love this!!!!!!!!!)...............

 

The little girl said, 'She ran out of petrol

about halfway round the block, so another

dog is pushing her home.'

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[Tony C]

Three little ducks go into a bar..........

 

"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.

 

"Huey," was the reply.

 

"How's your day been, Huey?"

 

"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What

else could a duck want?" said Huey

 

"Oh.. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi,

and what's your name?"

 

"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two..

 

"So how's your day been, Dewey! ?" he asked.

 

"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day

myself. What else could a duck want?"

 

The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"

 

"No," she said, batting her eyelashes.

 

"My name is Puddles."

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[Tony C]

[sapper756]

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not HAPPY!

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