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An elderly couple walk into McDonald's and the old chap orders a single cheeseburger, a small fries and one cup of tea. After taking a seat, the man cuts the burger in half and shares it with his wife before separating the fries in half and sharing those too. A young man sitting next to them takes pity and says," would you likee to buy you a meal?" The old man replies," oh no, we're not poor. We've been together so long that we're used to sharing everything with each other." The young chap looks on as the old bloke proceeds to munch down his food, although he notices the old lady isn't touching hers. " why aren't you eating?" the young fella asks the lady. The old chap butts in," she's just waiting for the teeth!"

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AS THE COFFIN WAS BEING LOWERED INTO THE GROUND AT A TRAFFIC WARDENS FUNERAL, A VOICE FROM INSIDE SCREAMS "IM NOT DEAD IM NOT DEAD LET ME OUT" THE VICAR SMILE,S LEAN,S FORWARD SUCKING AIR THROUGH HIS TEETH AND MUTTERS, "TO F**KIN LATE PAL THE PAPERWORKS ALREADY DONE.

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an old man and an old woman sit in the park everyday.

their to old to have sex so she just holds his cock for an hour or so

this happens everyday till one day hes not there. she goes to look for him

and there he is on another bench with another old women holding his cock

she gets very jealous and asks what the fuuks she got that i haven't he replies

the SHAKES.

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A bloke is watching a film with creepy organ music on the TV and suddenly yells "Don't enter that church, you daft f***** !!'' His wife asks him ''What are you watching ?'' Husband replies "Our wedding video"http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gif

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FOR ALL US EX FORCES PERSONNEL, A BEER TANKhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gif

 

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Now this is what I call a six packhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gif

 

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